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Restaurant Posts Hilarious Signs That Say What We're All Thinking

Some marketing people who work for restaurants just understand their customers so well that we can't help but love them. Take El Arroyo Mexican Restaurant in Austin, Texas. Not only is their food amazing, but they're known for their famous and hilarious sign out front that hits the nail on the head every single time.

Always, a lot. Always.

If you were to ask anyone what's their favorite drink of 2020, I bet you they respond with, "anything that's not tied down."

That's solid logic.

Why be cold and sober when you could be cold with a buzz on from their amazing margaritas? Right, the logic is there baby.

Honesty is the best form of positivity.

Why not just be honest with all your friends and let them know you really never wanted to go in the first place? This sign will say it for you.

Remember the good ol' days?

Before COVID and all of the other scariness of 2020, we used to be scared of just simply buying potentially recalled lettuce. The good times, as we call them.

Anyone else waiting for their gifts?

I sent things probably a month ago and I have no idea where they even are anymore. Just straight vibing.

Listen this year, I'm not picky.

Everyone knows that this year is the year to not care about what we're going to drink. We just need a drink.

Technically, I've been drinking all week.

In this pandemic? Oh, my liver has been working overtime, you bet.

I don't want to be left alone with any of you.

No cheese? No meats? No booze? Just toilet paper. Right. You guys are not fun apocalypse people.

The new motto to live by.

The more you spill the tea, the more that tea will get back to you, hunny.

Self-love, baby!

It's not that I don't like other people, it's that I love myself so much that everyone else sucks.

I mean... who isn't?

If 2020 was this bad, I have no idea what is in store for us in 2021. I'm going to need a drink for this one.