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Quotes For Anyone Wondering What Marriage Looks Like After Kids

Updated September 6, 2021

Life after tying the knot can be so magical, can't it? You feel like Cinderella and you know you've just found your Prince Charming.

That is, unless you have kids, in which case that fairy tale becomes Snow White and you're dealing with seven ungrateful dwarves who are more than happy to watch you spend all day cleaning up after them. Oh, and that prince of yours? No where to be found.

If you've ever wondered what marriage is really like after having kids, I've gathered some excellent quotes that should help clear things up for you.

Yeaaah, just like that.

Maybe tomorrow night you can really get my motor running by making dinner.

And if it doesn't consist of something microwaved that should have actually gone in the oven? Even better.

Who are you kidding? You love it.

There's nothing quite like sitting back with a glass of wine and relishing the sight of your oblivious husband dealing with those little monsters that you just spent all day wrangling by yourself, while also cleaning the house and putting dinner on the table by 5.

That's my love language right there.

Other ways to make me happy include getting the kids in their coats and boots before school, packing their very specific lunches, and then leaving the house with them so mamma can have an entire day by herself in glorious silence.