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Marriage Quotes We're Positive Were Written About Our Husbands

Updated September 8, 2021

Have you ever been scrolling through social media and read something that actually made you stop and think, "Wow, that's literally my husband"?

Well, get to ready to say that exact sentence over and over again as you enjoy these marriage quotes I've personally compiled into a neat little list for you.

Because there's nothing we enjoy more than laughing at hilarious quotes that remind of us of our own well-meaning but problematic husbands while they sit two feet away demanding to what the heck is so funny.

And just like that, the barbeque sauce is invisible.

If you really want to pull off the ultimate illusion, try not unloading the dishwasher when it's done and watch your husband wander into the kitchen, open every single cupboard door, and then announce that "there's no clean plates."

Magic!

Should have kept that one to yourself, sis.

Seriously, if you ever notice something good is happening, do not announce it out loud. As soon as you put that out in the universe, the universe will snap awake and realize it's time to send you some dumpster fire situations.

And the same goes for your husband.

"How dare you guys watch TV in the TV room?"

My personal favorite is when he turns on a movie while someone's vacuuming and then loses his mind when the vacuum drowns out his movie for five minutes.

That's it, that's what it's like.

If she doesn't feel like she got the full experience, you could also have your friend buy a bunch of groceries and then ask you to help her unload them from the car, only to end up doing it by herself after you repeatedly insists you'll "be right out."

Or she could make something new and different for dinner that she's really excited about so you can take a bite, declare it tastes "bad", and then ask what else there is to eat.