Signs are invaluable in helping us navigate our way safely around this precarious and dangerous world we live in.
However, sometimes the signs that we come across can be a little...dramatic! With this in mind, please enjoy these 14+ signs that are plain bad news.
Actually, a lot of these positions are similar to the sorts of things that I told my school's career's advisor that I wanted to be, simply so that I could stop seeing that useless career's advisor.
I'm nervous about assuming that 2021 will be any better than 2020, I feel like 2021 is waiting around a corner with a cricket bat waiting to bash me on the head.
One cynical person added, "I know many of you are thinking generators, but I'm thinking tis the season for the 'I put up the Christmas lights the wrong way' special."
This sounds like the work of a cat...or the start of a disaster movie! I mean, it's probably the cat but you never know!
Yeah, the people who work here really need to get working on whatever apocalyptic thing is happening out there as a priority!
I thought that the last one read, "I will wail as long as it takes..." which is definitely not the way to get someone back!
I wonder what type of tree this is? I've never seen that type of fruit before, I bet it makes a great smoothie.
The other beasts could be adorable things, like guinea pigs. Or, they could be more terrifying creatures. This is just the risk you take!
How small are the kids we are talking about here? I mean, nothing is more terrifying than seeing a toddler coming careering towards you on a Harley Davidson, trust me.
"I knew it was a bad idea to let the town's kids name the new road."
"Is that because you live on Butt Lane by any chance Dave?"
"Yes, Steve, that is exactly why."
Yeah, they really should have taken a vote when it came to naming this roadway as this is a terrible name!
Yeah, I mean, call me mad but if I've got a cut I don't like to go around wiping it on every surface I find...that's just me though.
At least the corpses underground are no longer infectious...right? Guys?
Wow, they really aren't beating around the bush in this neighborhood! You kind of have to admire that level of darkness.
"I just want to be closer to God!"
"Oh, well we can help with that!"
"Great! But, why are you sharpening that knife?"
I love that there is two warnings, as though people weren't taking enough notice of the "Please look under the toilet seat for bees" warning! Who wouldn't take that warning immediately seriously!?
They'll never be happy with the weight of guilt on them after this crime...well, you'd like to think not anyway?
I feel like we all get a "Decision Point" like this at a point in our lives. A good decision point I had was whether or not to major in English Literature. I chose...well, I made a choice let's just leave it at that.
The person who put that sign up is going to be in for one hell of a shock when all of their staff spontaneously hand their notice in as payback.
I'd even be nervous about going into this elevator after a large lunch if it is that sensitive.
