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Quotes For Anyone Who's Already Snapped At Their Husband Today

Updated August 16, 2021

Sometimes, despite our best efforts, we can lose our tempers. And sometimes, despite their best efforts, our husbands happen to be the ones standing right there when we do.

It's not like they're always the cause, but I think it's fair to say that about 85 percent of the time, they're the ones saying or doing something that makes us finally blow our tops.

This one goes out to all you spouses who have already snapped at your husband today. I think you're really going to enjoy these quotes, and almost definitely relate to all of them, too.

This is mostly once husbands have reached their "dad sneeze" phase.

You know the "dad sneeze". It's loud, it's obnoxious, and it literally terrifies you every time he lets one erupt out of his face.

It was terrible when you were a kid hearing it come from your dad, and it's terrible now when you're an adult and your husband starts doing it.

Okay, but how true is this?

We were fighting just the other day because I get super cold at night while he gets unbelievably hot, and his "solution" was for us to buy a new, paper-thin duvet for our bed.

I have a better idea: how about you go sleep on the couch?

Who says marriage isn't magical?

My favorite moments are when I decide to walk around the house barefoot and end up with all his wonderful, loose toenails on the bottom of my feet, along with the crumbs from his late-night snack that he just left on the floor.

Ah, married life.

I agree. Now get started.

There are just certain things he says that makes me lose my temper, but I think one of the worst ones is anytime he points out something around the house, then expects me to take care of it.

"The counters are sticky"

"The windows are dirty"

"That rug needs a good vacuuming"

Apparently you've mistaken my face for a "suggestion box." I hate to break it to you, but that's not how this works.