There's nothing like a good husband roast to kick off the week, is there?
Okay okay, we're not going to roast them. We're just going to poke a little fun at them and find comfort in knowing there are other spouses out there who are dealing with the same things we are. Solidarity!
So if you have a husband at home, why not go ahead and grab yourself a drink because I think you're really going to enjoy these quotes.
The worst part? He probably didn't even cook a proper meal. That mess came from him taking a frozen pizza out of the freezer, sticking it in the oven, and then serving it on paper plates leftover from last Christmas.
So how did he make such a big mess? Sadly, we'll never know. That's just all part of the mystery of husbands.
My personal favorite is when I'm talking to him and he's looking down at his phone nodding but I can quite literally see what I'm saying going in one of his ears and shooting out the other.
Which means I'll be getting ten phone calls while he's at the grocery store because my short list didn't stick inside his head.
"When I don't close food boxes properly?"
"When I purposefully go to bed before you so you have to deal with getting the kids ready for bed alone?"
"When I pick up lunch for myself and don't ask if you want anything even though I know you're home and we don't have any groceries?"
YES.
Now the real question is, is this quote about divorce or is it about murder? You decide.
Either way, I'm pretty sure those wives have the majority of people on their side, be that their mutual friends or a jury or their peers.
