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Quotes For Anyone Whose Memory Has Seen Better Days

I'll be honest, my memory is not what it used to be. I'm not even sure this is the same brain I had when I was a kid because this thing used to memorize entire movies line for line, and now it can't even remember if I locked the patio door or not.

If you're also the kind of person who knows your memory has seen better days, I think you're really going to relate to these quotes.

And if you're also the kind of person who knows your memory has seen better days, I think you're really going to relate to these quotes.

Got that right.

This tweet perfectly sums up my entire existence as a forgetful, fumbling adult. If you need me, I'll be walking into a room somewhere and then standing in the doorway for a full five minutes while I try to remember why I needed to go in there.

Life just be like that.

The other day I found a bag of zucchini in the drawer where I keep my rolling pin and barbeque utensils so that should tell you all you need to know about my useless brain.

Please.

Nothing terrifies me more than realizing I need to make some sort of change the same password that I use for everything.

Even if it's just a matter of adding an exclamation point or a number to the end of it, I guarantee there isn't a chance I'm going to ever remember it now.

Oh, shoot.

Do you know how many times I have to reheat the same cup of coffee every morning, simply because I forget about it in the microwave?

The limit does not exist.

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