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Quotes For Anyone Whose Memory Has Seen Better Days

Caitlyn Clancey 12 Feb 2021

I'll be honest, my memory is not what it used to be. I'm not even sure this is the same brain I had when I was a kid because this thing used to memorize entire movies line for line, and now it can't even remember if I locked the patio door or not.

If you're also the kind of person who knows your memory has seen better days, I think you're really going to relate to these quotes.

And if you're also the kind of person who knows your memory has seen better days, I think you're really going to relate to these quotes.

1. Got that right.

This tweet perfectly sums up my entire existence as a forgetful, fumbling adult. If you need me, I'll be walking into a room somewhere and then standing in the doorway for a full five minutes while I try to remember why I needed to go in there.

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2. Life just be like that.

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The other day I found a bag of zucchini in the drawer where I keep my rolling pin and barbeque utensils so that should tell you all you need to know about my useless brain.

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3. Please.

Nothing terrifies me more than realizing I need to make some sort of change the same password that I use for everything.

Even if it's just a matter of adding an exclamation point or a number to the end of it, I guarantee there isn't a chance I'm going to ever remember it now.

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4. Oh, shoot.

Do you know how many times I have to reheat the same cup of coffee every morning, simply because I forget about it in the microwave?

The limit does not exist.

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