Universal Orlando Now Officially Has A Troll That Farts Glitter For Guests

According to Attractions Magazine, a couple of friendly trolls have been roaming the park for some time now.

One of them is Branch, who's apparently a paranoid survivalist in the movie. That doesn't come across here, though.

But as bright and colorful as these two are, Universal Studios obviously thought the gang wasn't complete without a third troll, who they describe as a "living disco ball."

The first thing you're likely to notice about Mr. Diamond is that he's not a particularly big fan of pants. That's one of the benefits of living somewhere as warm as Orlando, I suppose.

Namely, the fact that he farts glitter. He makes quite a big production out of it, too.

He turns himself around and then with a little hop, lets the sparkles fly in one of the more...interesting ways someone could do that.

What can we say? He’s got great aim, a great name, and his farting game has given him fame!

Although some Twitter users were amused and curious, this one was clearly having none of it. Of course, the last thing this parent would need is for her kids to suddenly start clamoring to meet Guy.

That's how it goes, sometimes.

To be fair, anything that makes people laugh will entice them to support that thing.

If there's one thing that this year's halftime show was missing (besides more Spongebob), it was a part where Adam Levine suddenly started farting glitter.

Now, that would've gained some attention.

However, I would maintain that there are a couple of folks at the park who have it even harder than the employee portraying Guy Diamond.

Whether it came out of a troll's backside or not, cleaning up glitter isn't an easy task at the best of times. And based on how much we can see here, Guy can apparently hold a lot of glitter gas.

And for those who can't justify the cost of air travel to their families if it's just to see a troll fart glitter, here is Guy working his magic.

h/t: Attractions Magazine

There’s truly nothing more mesmerizing than a wholesome troll milling about your kids, and occasionally farting glitter out of his fake-nude butt.

All they can do is try to appease everyone’s comments and criticisms by acknowledging them first.

Every controversial troll needs fans like this to keep them afloat. A lawsuit definitely seems like the appropriate reaction.