14+ People We're Already Done With

I may come across like a total madman here, but I think that peanut butter and chocolate is a highly overrated combination.

This is also giving me flashbacks to that time I tried to mix M&M's with Mike and Ikes for a movie snack, and it somehow made them both terrible.

Especially ones that wear chokers. Never trust anyone who wears a choker on the regular. If you're currently wearing a choker, you know what I'm talking about.

But this, this right here, is just taking things too far. That's damned near a WMD.

Unless...wait, hold on. Is that a taxi service that will also iron your clothes for you? That one might actually be worth pursuing.

So far, this is the one on the list that you'd be the most likely to actually see me do. But I'm also pretty done with myself most days.

Because, wow, like...yikes. This looks like something Guillermo Del Toro would think of and then scrap because he'd realize nobody wants to see it.

I think I'd actually be able to get through a lot of it. I once listened to the Buck Bumble theme song on a 10-hour loop for a dare at work.

I wonder if this potato is easier to peel than regular potatoes. I also really hope that it has kind of a banana-y flavor to it. Sure, it'd be gross, but that sounds dope.

I know you get seriously squirmy about spiders, but how do you feel about spiders that own other spiders? Who are you picking in this fight?

Oh, great, now I'm making puns. Now I'm the one you're going to be done with. This is a dark path I'm on.

In fact, I can't even see my screen right now. That's qhy this caption si so absolutley riddled with spelling errers.*

*I'm actually pretty impressed with myself for pulling that off as well as I did.

Imagine spending years of your life honing your craft and musical persona to just have people remember you for wearing a meat dress once. I guess the lesson we can learn here is don't wear meat dresses.

I actually appreciate people who are willing to just post selfies and ask for validation from strangers. There's honesty in that. I'm way more indirect with how I ask strangers on the internet for validation.

I can only assume that their ideal result is that they end up with a perfect hand circle on their leg. But why, though?

On the one hand, I'm glad their dumb project didn't work out. But on the other hand, this probably shouldn't have started in the first place.

I mean, at least do it right! This guy's got two extra stripes and not nearly enough stars. If you're going to lean so far into the flag motif, at least be able to count, thanks!

I'm not usually judgmental about what people choose to donate to. There are plenty of great causes out there in the world. Donating to make a rich girl richer is not one of those.

But the people who roll out of bed on a Saturday afternoon and brag about it can just shut their traps. Some of us don't have the luxury of sleeping all day!

Look, if we made plans for the morning, maybe you shouldn't have had an entire bottle of wine at dinner, Karen! Working through the pain is part of being an adult!

If I have one more person respond to my infinite singlehood with a cliché platitude, I may scream. It's so condescending, and doesn't even make sense most of the time!

Though, I guess it would prevent those angry cat fights I hear in the middle of the night. These cats are too mellow to fight.

Like, you have no idea how long it's been since all that soft, absorbent fabric was cleaned.

I mean, how can a person live like that? I bet one side of his collar is always popped too.