Every now and then, a package goes to the wrong house. This usually sucks for the one who ordered it, but if some less-than-honest recipient opens a box with 18 live bats inside, they get a lesson in karma at record speed.
But sometimes, you didn't even open the package. The way that life works, the horrible contents can still drip on your shoes the second you touch it.
That's what happened to these poor souls.
Say what you want about sitting next to a crying baby, but at least they haven't figured out how to levitate in front of the screen...yet.
I can't say I envy the parents who now have to turn this into a king-sized version of Operation, though.
A special shudder goes to that ominous part where she can never have a birthday. I wonder if throwing a party would make the hauntings better or worse?
I can't speak for everyone else who's complained about it on Twitter, but I definitely don't know how to fix that.
Even when restaurants mess up my order, they at least give me another kind of food instead of a cleaning project.
I don't know if this person was wondering exactly when their day turned to crap, but now they have an answer.
If yours doesn't take "Sorry, boss, but my tires literally melted" as an excuse, I'm so sorry.
Everyone who installs a bathroom door should have to test the stall out themselves first.
If people can wave to you, it's time to build it again.
Like, if they can summon up the courage to make it outside and get help, a giant check for $15,000,000 will be right there waiting for them.
Godspeed, buddy.
It's like they put up signs for a "buy one get one" free sale and actually made people pay double for the second item.
Like, the shuttlecock didn't hit the ground, so is it the racket holder? Or are we awarding bonus points to a swing powerful enough to drive a shuttlecock through there?
Shuttlecock.
And that would be perfectly lovely if it didn't decide to do this while the person was driving!
It's the Speed and Snakes On A Plane crossover nobody asked for.
I guess all there is to do now is play some kind of canned goods Russian roulette.
I guess that red isn't a horrible shade for the insides, but needs to be a little more even, huh?
That looks like something out of a surrealist cartoon more than anything on the Disney Channel.
Also, is that pad thai? They def need pad thai guys at hockey games now.
Even just trying to clean that up means you're in for the slipperiest mop job you've ever had. Not something I'm signing up for anytime soon.
I guess in this case, it's at least helping people, right? You're a part of an impotent message, Marley.
Well, I guess we can all see why they're getting rid of this. I don't care how "cute" that laugh is, I'm out!
"Oh look, honey, the backyard has transformed into a terrifying monument to earth and fire. Why yes, we probably should have already evacuated by now."
You never know, that stunt might land me a few extra cards on my birthday if she has a sense of humor.
However this happened, at least the cost to repair the windshield is balanced out by the free pet.
Otherwise, how could it possibly draw attention away from whatever that thing with the giant mustache is supposed to be?
The photographer protected us by not showing us.
