23 Absurd Pics You Can't Turn Away From

It's simple biology: If you see something gross, you're going to stare. Same goes for the shocking, disturbing, and downright strange images that you may happen upon randomly.

I'm not trying to say you're weird. It's human nature to be curious. Don't let yourself feel the guilt and the disgust of loving the oddities in life. Embrace the weird and enjoy these super wacky pics I plucked from the internet just for you.

1. A drunker woman would have opted to sleep on the pavement outside the bar, so all-in-all, I think she made a good decision.

Instagram | @will_ent

Also, shoes are hard! No person should be expected to remember left from right.

2. Family portraits are usually pretty boring, but this one is lit. 

Reddit | KillaM701

Clowns make everything a little creepier and a lot more interesting. I hope these parents support his dreams, because clown college is hella cheap.

3. I will hate nothing because this "cut" is disturbing.  

Instagram | @mememanmyles

Please seek professional attention. Your barber isn't treating you right, and you deserve better. This fade out is way out of line. I'm calling the police.

4. If you don't want to be single, but hate dating garbage people, this guy's thought of the perfect solution.  

Instagram | @lei.ying.low

You just need a bit of Photoshop training and zero cares to give, and you're good to go.

5. If you want a buzz that says "cash money," then look no further. 

Reddit | Scaulbylausis

In case people couldn't already tell, you're a baller and a shot caller. Hit me up, because the back of your head looks ridiculous.

6. It's like a crowded clown car in there, but I'm not judging. 

Reddit | TaurusKing

At least they have people to hang out with on a Saturday night. I would much rather be in that stall than alone on my couch watching Golden Girls reruns.

7. If you haven't already tried being a human raccoon plate, you should definitely put it on your bucket list. 

Reddit | wyldcat

Raccoons are the most underrated. We should cherish their furry little faces and their selfish hoarding tendencies.

8. If you put your socks on before your sandals, you're an animal.

Instagram | @lei.ying.low

Shame! Everyone knows cloaking your old man sandals in a light beige sock is the only way to rock the socks and sandals look.

9. She's so fly. 

Reddit | pm_steam_keys_plz

I wish I had the skill, patience, and confidence to rock a look this killer. But alas, some people were just born to set trends and others were born to follow.

10. I guess this shirt wasn't meant to cover, it was designed to entertain. 

Reddit | Starhan

Bless this girl. Lord knows she was probably helping other passengers make it through their long and boring commute. Not all heroes wear capes, people.

11. There may be more than one way to pickle a pickle, but there is definitely a right and a wrong way. 

Reddit | nostromer

And Kool-Aid is the wrong way. Who would have thought they'd find a way to ruin that gloriously colored sugar-water?

12. When a regular plate just won't do, use your clean white shirt as a substitute. 

Reddit | EvyTheRedditor

I have never felt more uncomfortable than I do right now. This man needs Jesus and a ton of stain remover.

13. Much like happiness, toothpaste is better when served in a communal fashion. 

Reddit | MahatmaGandhi_

Everyone grab a brush and go for a dip because everyone is about to get the cleanest of teeth.

14. Even farmers need a nice Tinder profile picture. 

Reddit | Jayy_Dubs

Hopefully, this angle will help hide is red neck. Otherwise, I think he may need to invest in a tripod, or maybe some friends.

15. Whatever is going on in this tub is something that I don't want to be a part of. 

Reddit | Neodymium-

It's looking a little bit crowded in this little tub. May I suggest a shower next time?

16. Oh Christmas tree, oh Christmas tree, why are you so thirsty?

Reddit | CockyChach

Is it because you're sad inside, or because your life's a lie? Oh Christmas tree, of Christmas tree, please find another hobby.

17. If this doesn't haunt your dreams, then you are already consumed entirely of darkness. 

Reddit | lonsterdoughnut

It's too late for you, I'm afraid. As for the rest of you, avert your eyes now!

18. So many chicks up in this club, man. 

Reddit | chistannuhguyin

Ladies, ladies. There are enough sick beats to go around. Relax, before you lay an egg, and don't crowd the booth. Let the professional mix maker do his work.

19. I don't even know what to say about this image, except that it's insane.

Reddit | GeneralHowesChicken

This would be excellent scenery for a Where's Waldo book. Actually, I think I see a Waldo already creeping around in the background.

20. After this, his career was toast. 

Reddit | Onion_Do_Piaza

Peanut butter and jelly time doesn't mean that you get to touch someone's toast dress without asking. Jeez. Toxic masculinity much? I feel another lawsuit coming.

21. This is the most beautiful collage of a human being I have ever seen.

Instagram | Instagram

I wonder if the rest of him is equally split, like some hastily sewed-together Frankenstein creature. I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS.

22. I knew this was a lie from day one. I ain't stupid. 

Twitter | @janayiam_

No man on this Earth could ever be too big, except maybe for Shaq. He obviously uses a garbage bag.

23. I relate to this struggle, so damn much it hurts.

Instagram | @baebyshaa

If you rock the long talons, you'll understand that hygiene is exceptionally difficult to maintain, especially if you're a super clean freak, like moi.

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