16+ People Who Do Whatever They're Doing Like Nobody Else

I guess somebody found out that they used to call trains "iron horses" and this is what happened after they let their mind wander.

It's the best explanation I can think of, anyway.

I'm not sure whether this is supposed to be anyone in particular, but it seems like it would be hard to own this without feeling watched all the time.

Maybe years of seeing bands wreck their guitars onstage destroyed my faith in the strength of their necks, but I guess that wine bottle demonstrates why this is at least convenient.

And that's before you noticed that they apparently decided to give this thing human lips. Now, I'm just confused.

This Serbian phrase comes from an 1847 poem by Petar Njegoš and says, "No one has yet drunk a cup of honey without mixing it with a cup of gall."

She preceded this by saying, "Accomplish to murder is punishable by law."

What she meant was that the chef at this cafe had accidentally left a toothpick in her sandwich. It seems like there are easier ways to communicate that.

If nothing else, I suppose it would make it easier for people to give each other directions if this piece is as big as it seems.

Not only did they deck it out in both Adidas shoes and the logo, but I'm pretty sure the tail was groomed in the shape of a shoe.

Somewhere, there's a cat owner who did something similar, but with Pumas.

I just wouldn't wouldn't give it try until you can find a day with lots of wide open spaces. The more doors you have to go in and out of, the worse this idea will seem.

For me, the strangest thing here is how serious this young man looks about the fact that he seems to be cosplaying as Swedish Baby Huey.

On one hand, this cake looks perfectly chocolaty and delicious. On the other hand, the fact that it was modeled after the Bristol stool chart for measuring poops leaves a bad taste in my mouth.

If little Timmy wasn't nervous about going to the dentist before, he certainly will be now. Don't worry, kids, this isn't the Tooth Fairy.

That's mostly due to fact that I wasn't expecting even one of such a thing to exist, but I suppose that's still quite an accomplishment.

This darkly adorned ride is sure to scare every WV Beetle, Smart car, and moped that it comes across.

Believe it or not, there are parts of the day where Post Malone doesn't have a cigarette in his mouth. It's OK to leave it out.

Either this guy knows essentially every song with mostly low notes in existence or his arms are a lot more flexible than they seem.

I think I did a little better on my most recent attempt last week, but it still seemed unlikely that I was gonna finish that noodle bowl in less than two hours so I gave up.

I can't help but notice that they also separated the most level-headed of these friends from the ones who need the most direction.

That was a good touch.

If this person didn't do this by themselves at home, I really badly want to know how they explained that they wanted Boba Fett mask hair to a hair dresser.

Conveniently, the car then pulled into a garage next to a truck that had been decorated with a Sharpie marker.

But let's be honest, she's probably confusing more humans than dogs with those things. I'm sure people are too scared to ask if they're taxidermy, but you know we're all thinking it.

If we're being totally honest though, doesn't that warning kinda make you want to eat the packet more? Like, no, I wasn't thinking about eating the weird packet from my new shirt, but now that you've outright told me that I can't, I just might try it.

Though, this person does have great attention to detail. The ashes at the tips are a gross-yet-elegant touch.

Ever had the urge to give your haircut its own haircut? No? Not even once? Yeah, yeah me neither.

This woman decided to get her husband's bite mark tattooed on her shoulder. And no, I'm not sure how long it'll take before she's a vampire. Stop asking me.

Those are ultrasound manicures. I just typed those two words together. Ultrasound. Manicures. I'm not judging, I just really need an explanation so that I can sleep tonight.

We all love a good Barbie dream wedding, but something about this is particularly, um, unique.

Who gave you the right to create and destroy at will as if you're some kind of god?

Odd inspiration, but the color payoff? 12/10.

I just really hope that this monstrosity is being properly cooked. That's all I'm concerned about here. Just don't get food poisoning folks.

Some people want to be buried under a tree, which is pretty standard. Some people even want to be turned into a vinyl record, which is again, doable.

Then there's the pepper coffin.

This is high key my mother's dream come true.

Interesting choice is probably the world's biggest understatement. But you know what? To each their own.

However, you could largely expect the ones doing this where I was born to be dressed more in traditional Mennonite clothing than something Little Nicky would wear.

Apparently, there's enough space there that she was able to fill it with enough water to support these little guys.

They may not be comfortable, but that's still pretty amazing.

I guess I can see how parking the bike outside seems silly when you're just grabbing a couple of things, but good luck convincing store owners of that.