There are some things that are absolutely hilarious to women that men just won't understand. Us ladies go through some hard times — it's better we band together and laugh at ourselves in a group setting.
All women know that the moment the humidity index hits that point, it's over for us.
I can't emphasize this enough: every woman has faked it at least once in her life!
Stay away from us unless you have cuddles and chocolate.
It's better to bring the entire makeup collection with us — we "might" need it.
Quit asking us why we're hungry. We'll eat as much as we want.
Free alcohol and the ability to charge my phone? Sign me up.
We want that sleek Kim Kardashian look but we look like Thomas Jefferson instead.
It feels like I want to rip my lips off my face.
I just need my face wash, moisturizer, tint, exfoliator... you know, everything!
Women always want to show off their legs after they shave.
We thought we were Thor but, we needed one of everything because it's "so cute."
You don't know how good you have it until it's gone.
I can barely match my shoes to my outfit, I'm too tired to do makeup.
If you're complaining about his actions, sis, you're probably too good for him!
She will rage up on you like a bull let loose.
I have a love-hate relationship with sports bras. On the one hand, they keep everything in place. On the other hand, they are basically modern corsets.