There are certain food sins that should just never, ever be committed. There isn't any like, law against them, but as we all know, Karma likes to serve justice smoking hot.
Here's an example: drinking condiments. Let's like, not do that? Please? For the love of all that is holy?
Every time someone on earth drinks a condiment out of a cup, I lose about twenty years off my life. Like that guy from The Princess Bride. I deserve a longer life than this, guys. I'm literally begging now. PLEASE.