Motherhood Quotes That We're Positive Were Written About Us

Updated September 8, 2021

Hey mammas, how you feeling today? Let's do a quick check of ourselves. Anyone have any unidentified stains on their shirts? Anyone eating Pringles right out of the can while watching Paw Patrol? Anyone wishing they could just fall asleep for a few days?

If you answered "yes" to any of these questions, I know just what you need to help turn your day around: some hilarious and highly relatable quotes!

Luckily for you, I've compiled just such a list for you to sit back and enjoy. So if you can, find a nice quiet spot in the house. Or more realistically, tune out the sound of your obnoxiously loud children so you can enjoy these in relative peace!

I can't explain it, but I also can't deny it.

Look, I'm not saying it makes sense. It's the craziest part of motherhood. But somehow, after all the insanity of the day is done and you're taking a moment to breathe by yourself on the couch with a glass of wine, you can't help but think about what life would be like with just one more baby.

And sometimes, it doesn't sound so bad.

Motherhood in a single picture.

I think it's brave of some people to wait for a Friday to completely break down because this picture looks like it could be me on a Tuesday, a Wednesday, or even a Monday.

Most likely a Monday.

Especially when my mother-in-law calls.

Diply

Up until that point, I could be doing absolutely nothing while the kids are miraculously glued to the TV watching Moana. But the second I hear my MIL's voice on the other end of the phone, suddenly I need to prep for dinner and take the dog for a walk and get kids in the bath tub and also paint the laundry room.

Mom, I finally understand you.

But sometimes motherhood is just being proud of the little wonders you created.

Are my children reading at a first-grade level already? No, they're not. But you know what they are doing? They're laying down some sick tracks courtesy of Sir-Mix-A-Lot.

Let's see your kid do that, Ashley.