No matter how much we think that we have life sorted out, we always find new and innovative ways to mess things up.
So, from tattoos of Al Pacino that will have you saying "Hoo-ah!" to kids rethinking their life in one picture, here are 16+ times people messed up worse than they ever have before!
That is the world just holding up a middle finger square in your face. Time to call your boss and tell them that you're going to be a bit late.
I wonder if this kid has already called his parents and is thinking about his imminent death, or if he is currently still thinking of his excuse before phoning them?
I love how this squirrel looks just as confused as to how he got in there as everyone looking at this presumably is.
I hope that she is happy with this...interesting piece. This also definitely seems like something that someone who is "humble" would have written on their body permanently.
I think that they might have just got a bit of a splash on their car, if you look closely you can just about see it. What a bummer.
This poor grandfather probably thought that being a grandfather would be the best, most rewarding experience of his life. Well, maybe not.
It does seem like the person who invented the seesaw just wanted to weasel out the lonely kids!
You know that the next thing for them to throw will be a shoe, and then they will be hopping home!
Oh, come on. I mean, who really has any self-control? And if you do, then don't tell me, I don't want to feel bad.
So, do you just not take the boat out if this happens? Honestly, the amount of information that I know about boats could fill a fortune cookie a thousand times over. Basically, I know that they float...that's it.
And I bet that not one of those tires will be a right match. Although, the main mistake here is riding around with that trailer just begging to collapse and cause mayhem.
That is one hell of a carrot he has got there. Weird perspective aside, the face on this rabbit makes it look drunk as hell!
This cat looks a lot calmer than my cat does when it is in water. I cannot imagine the size of a litter-box that you would need for this cat though.
This very forlorn person explained that, "Grabbed a tray from the oven and didn't realise that my galaxy buds were wrapped up in it. They fell onto the rack below and I closed the door, sealing their fate. My partner found them 30 minutes later."
"You had best be delivering me a new living room wall right now."
"Nope. But...here's that lamp you ordered! It'll really tie the room together!"
A part of me cannot help but admire the genius of this. However, a larger part of me that thinks that a Twix is the greatest chocolate bar on Earth is absolutely horrified by this!
I think that it is the bottom lip that is really throwing it off, it makes him look like he is a pouting child.
Christ, it looks like they trapped their thumb in a car door...multiple times! The idea of doing that has now made my knees go weak, nice one.
"So, you're telling me that you didn't turn any of them on?"
"No."
"And you didn't have any trackers on the box?"
"No, I didn't have any trackers on the box of trackers."
"Probably should have done in hindsight."
Look, what people get up to in their own private time is their business, not the business of Lowe's!
"How do you know it'll burn my eyes out Dave?"
"Who said that?!"
Well, by now there will already be a very disgruntled tattoo recipient...unless they're still blissfully ignorant of the mistake!
Christ, what a truly abysmal name for a children's toy! How did they not see the catastrophe that was on the cards here?!
It is just a good job that it didn't automatically call The Samaritans for you, that would have been one hell of an awkward phone call.
It's short and sweet, so that is something! I can only imagine that the words that were cut off the top were, "Enjoy the sweet release of..."
I thought that cockroaches could survive anything, but clearly they need more looking after than I thought!
Maybe he was actually hoping to use his phone debris as a trap like the banana skins in Mario Kart?
"Timmy, do you maybe want to think of something a little more exciting that you could do?"
"No, teacher. I would accept my fate and float into oblivion. This world is no place for whimsey."
"Timmy, why are your eyes glowing red?"
I hope that the person who posted this is ready to be squatting down for a seriously long time! Thankfully, they did eventually go on to write, "They just gave me a lawn chair lol."
It literally has one function and it has been rendered unable to enact that function. I cannot fathom the frustration that this grate must feel.
