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Boozy Quotes For Anyone Who's Already Searching For The Corkscrew

Updated September 8, 2021

What time is it? Well, according to my watch it's wine o'clock, so how about we let go of all the stress and worries of the day and just unwind with a nice tall glass of the good stuff?

Whether you're feeling anxious about work or beating yourself up for failing yet another diet plan, wine is here to help make you feel all better again! It's basically magic in a bottle.

But if you're finding your adult grape juice isn't doing the trick today, have no fear! We've compiled some boozy quotes that are sure to turn your frown upside down!

Asking for a friend.

In my experience, any wine pairs well with having to spend your entire Saturday washing, sorting, folding, and putting laundry away.

In fact, let's just go ahead and ditch the wine and pick something a little stronger because you earned it, sis.

I know which one I'm picking.

Look, nothing against fruit but unless that banana can make me feel all warm and fuzzy inside after a long day of dealing with utter nonsense, I think I'm going to go ahead and pick the glass of prosecco, thank you very much.

And keep 'em coming.

Close enough.

We're all trying to eat more fruits and vegetables, right? Some of us just have different ways of incorporating that food group into our diet.

For me, that means wine. For some, that means picking a vodka brand that's made from potatoes. Let's not judge each other.

Best diet I've ever been on!

If your goal is to feel a little bit better when you check yourself out in the mirror, then I think wine is exactly what you need.

After just a few glasses, I will literally walk through my home like it's a New York Fashion Week runway, proudly showing off my Winnie the Pooh pajama pants and stained college tee-shirt for the world to see.