I don't know about you, but I happen to really love finding quotes online that not only make me laugh, but also make me think, "Yup, that's literally me."
There's nothing quite like getting a good chuckle out of something that could have very well come from your own head, is there?
If this also sounds like something you spend a lot of time doing, I think you're really going to enjoy these quotes.
You can disagree if you want but in my experience, a couple is never on the same page about jogging.
There's always one person who loves waking up at 6 AM to run for no reason, and the other person who chose to start a relationship with them and now feels like they have to enjoy the same terrible hobbies, or at least try to enjoy them because that first person watched all of the Marvel movies with them, so they kind of owe them, right?
I remember telling people at different points last year that "things seem to be going back to normal" which now sounds ridiculous and also hopelessly optimistic.
Kind of like when I also say, "We have to hang out some time! It needs to happen!"
COVID was a really excuse not to go to the dentist but it's been so long now that my real excuse is that I'm terrified of how mean the dentist will be when he looks at my teeth and discovers I literally have not flossed once in my entire life.
I try to think about little me spending eight hours a day inside a classroom doing actual work and I genuinely can't fathom it.
Now if a meeting happens to fall on the same day as some other minor inconvenience, I feel like I need to crawl back into bed and wait for all of this nonsense to just be over already.
