The reality of being an adult is so different from the fantasy we all created when we were younger.
You can't tell me you ever imagined yourself going to bed at 10 PM every night, force-feeding yourself vitamins, or getting excited when your favorite brand of toilet paper goes on sale. I'm sure you were picturing something a bit more exciting.
But that's not what it's really like being a grown up, is it? No, unfortunately it's a lot more like these quotes.