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Quotes About Husbands That We Just Can't Help But Laugh At

It's everyone's favorite time of the week, the time when we all gather together to roast our husbands!

Okay, we're not exactly going to roast them but they're definitely going to get a little toasty because sometimes that's what needs to happen to ensure a happy marriage. After all, ruthless mockery is the sincerest form of flattery, right? Right?

If you're the kind of person who needs to laugh about your hubby so you don't explode at him instead, we have just the quotes for you!

1. Isn't he just adorable?

Listen fellas, we definitely appreciate you trying to help us out. And if we didn't even have to ask you to help? Bonus.

But if you really think that goes there, then you're sorely mistaken.

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2. "I was just resting my eyes!"

I'm not sure how or when it happened, but all husbands have some sort of sensor implanted into their brains that tell them when we're about to change the channel.

Doesn't matter how long they've been asleep, either. They will snap awake and then snap at you for assuming they weren't watching.

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3. "Was going to take it to the dump next week anyway."

And sometimes if you get upset about the thing he broke, he'll try to convince you that you didn't even like it in the first place.

"You broke one of our wedding dishes!"

"Yeah, but you hated those anyway."

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4. Relax? Impossible.

Even when he tells us he'll "take care of the kitchen" after dinner, we can't help but feel anxious as we listen to him drop dishes into the sink, scrape at our cookware, and then try to load the dishwasher when we know we're just going to have to go in there when he's done and fix everything.

Thanks for the break, though.

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