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Quotes For When One Cup Of Coffee Just Isn't Going To Cut It Today

Updated September 8, 2021

I don't know about all of you, but it's almost noon and I can say with absolute certainty that that first cup of coffee I tossed back this morning has done absolutely nothing.

Sometimes one just isn't enough. Sometimes you have to spend your entire morning trudging your way to the coffee maker over and over again to make yet another cup, and then quietly but sternly reminding that cup of coffee that it is time to do its one and only job.

If you're also feeling like it's a multi-cup kind of day, I think you're really going to enjoy these quotes.

I like to stay hydrated.

I'm pretty sure water is still water, even if it's leveled-up into a much more superior cup of coffee.

If you disagree, you know where the door is.

What's the hold up?

Seriously, what's going on down there? It's like I have to send a whole search and rescue team just to find out why cup number one is slacking today.

And believe me, I'm prepared to send an entire fleet of cups down after it.

It's definitely the three cups.

We know this for a fact because when she hasn't had her three cups, she turns into a hideous monster who stumbles her way through the day with the worst RBF (resting b**** face) you've ever seen in your entire life.