Jumping the gun is something that we can always be guilty of, whether it be getting preemptive tattoos or making a somewhat ill-advised and rash purchase.
So, with this idea in mind, please enjoy the mercifully hilarious misfortunate of these 14+ people who jumped the gun!
I feel like going out while wearing that shirt is just asking for trouble regardless of what you've got planned!
I absolutely love the tone of this message. Also, the line, "You're out of order mate, if anyone is" is one of the most British sentences of all time.
I have learnt the hard way to never put a "funny" answer in a form with the idea of coming back and changing it later. You always end up sending the "funny" answer.
I can imagine that this was something that lead to this person taking an early dart. Of all the reasons to let someone go early, being forcibly covered in ink has to be one.
"Look, I'm really sorry about this, it's just what with the name and the slogan and all..."
"Please, it's fine, just put your pants back on and we can forget this ever happened."
I wouldn't be so calm, you never know what could happen if these guys actually pull you over!
I just love the idea of the person who was driving this car eventually getting away and thinking, "I can't believe I pulled that off without a single shred of evidence and... Oh, crap."
Wild firetrucks are well known to replace their water reserves by drinking at reservoirs, have you people not seen a David Attenborough documentary before? Jeez!
Jesus Christ Barbara! I bet it was hard work growing up in Barbara's house as a child!
I would frame this and keep it on my wall as a constant reminder to always check my own work as I'm going. Your asking for trouble if you don't!
(Before the slew of comments...yes, that was deliberate!)
Looks like your shaving foam bottle is turning into a chrysalis, how exciting! I wonder what will emerge?
The idea of chewing on someone's rancid-looking fingernail nearly made me vomit when I first saw this. I'm trying to not think about it again, let's move on!
I know that they might not be what you set out to make, but there would be no way that I would let "two hot oily chocolate garbage circles" go to waste.
I like how they aren't even threatening to throw water on smokers, they're just going straight for stomping on them!
The story behind this ring is, "So about 6 years ago I lost my wedding ring. I ended up getting a tattoo rather than replace it. We have moved twice since then and live in a different state. My wife just found it in [an] old purse."
I love that they put a little anarchist logo at the end, even though they're being very helpful actually.
This is a truly ghastly tattoo, both in terms of idea and execution. Better get working on a cover-up idea!
I would still be tempted to frame this, with the little inclusion of the dog who ate the pieces in the bottom corner as well of course. I wouldn't fancy trying to get those pieces back.
That seems like a pretty bad place to work based upon this. It must have been one hell of a shock for the person who put this sign up when they turned up at work and there was no one there.
Well, if it has been frozen in ice then surely it will be preserved in a fantastic condition until the ice melts?
