They say that the road to hell is paved with good intentions. This is precisely how I feel when it comes to eating healthy. Try as I might, somehow I always end up just short of the mark — and covered in chip dust.
So for those who can also relate to the daily renewed struggle of eating healthy, be sure to check out these quotes for people who know that healthy eating is far easier said than done.
As someone who could spend the rest of his life eating mashed potatoes — this is heresy. There are just some things you shouldn't mess with and mashed potatoes are one of them.
Just the thought of it is triggering my gag reflex...
I can totally relate, only I call it intermittent fasting instead of dieting.
Then, once 12 o'clock rolls around — I gorge myself like an inmate on death row scarfing back my last meal.
What if this Twitter user is wrong? What if in the afterlife we're forced to run 20 KM a day and eat nothing but kale chips?!
I think I need to go and stuff two sleeves of Oreos in my face just to double down.
Salads are for rabbits. Croutons and ranch dressing are meant for humans! In fact, I'd go as far as to say that Ranch dressing is the salad dressing of Kings.
I swear I'd drink the stuff if it wasn't so socially unacceptable.
