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20 Mistakes That Were In Full View

If you make a mistake in life, the best thing you can hope for is to get away with it without anyone noticing! However, this is a luxury that the people on this list never had a chance of experiencing.

So, without further ado, please enjoy these 15+ mistakes that were in full view!

"You had 1 job, Peter..."

I actually quite like the name "Mnald's McDom" if I'm honest! It really rolls off the tongue!

"I would like to share with you all the time I was politely dissed by R.L. Stine. I was in 4th Grade and mailed my book to him to autograph."

Maybe R.L. Stine thought that there was less chance of the second page being ripped off than the front cover? Either that or he was just acting the goat.

Dressing The Mannequins Is Hard!

I like that they have basically just gone, "Look, you know what color the shirt is, here it is, and here's a tie to go with it. What more do you want?!"

"Ran that cable through the wall, boss."

"Looks like I really lost my spool with this job!"

"Seriously, Dave, this is no time for jokes."

"My daughter wanted this dog cake for her birthday. I am not paying £25 when I can do it myself."

£25 is absolutely a reasonable price for a cake like that! The time, effort, and ingredients would make that well worth your while!

"Updated the sale price!"

I know that people can be easily swayed by the idea of a "sale price" but this is too on-the-nose!

A Very Important Typo In Finnish!

The person who posted this explained, "This sign has a typo ([it's] in Finnish) it was meant to say angry birds corner (angry birds nurkkaus) but instead it says angry birds masturbation (angry birds runkkaus)."

"Pure embarrassment..."

Noise cancelling headphones really changed the game with trying to fart surreptitiously in public. They give you such a false sense of security.

"I bet nobody's gonna notice..."

"Do you want me to just print one off?"

"For the last time, Dave, I can draw it! Stop asking!"

"Somebody's first and/or last day at Maker's Mark."

One whisky connoisseur added, "That is what is referred to as a slam dunk. A bottle can be a slam dunk where the wax goes all the way down the neck of the bottle and often down the body of it too, or a double dip which just goes generally further down the neck but not as far as that one."

"It's called a clutch, guys."

Imagine going through all of the effort of committing to robbing a car and breaking into it, only to be foiled by your own incompetence.

"What were the they thinking while instaling this?!"

"Look, you can either have a working fan or a projector. It's one or the other."

"Can't you just install them further apart?"

"Oooooh, look at you being a genius. No, no I cannot do that."

"Hmmm..."

Yeah, but Sunday doesn't count as a day anyway, it's not like it is a real day! Come on!

"Found in Orlando today. Stay in scohol kids."

"Scohol" sounds like a really low-budget high-proof beer that you would get for pennies at a corner shop.

"The fact that this warning is even needed."

"Dave, I hope you saw the stickers on the pumps."

"Christ, Steve, it was one time."

"And one time too many at that."

"Yoga mat is unintentionally pessimistic..."

I like the idea of having a mat that is much more aggressively miserable than your traditional "welcome" mat.

"They'll never notice..."

Why bother measuring something when you can just cut it a hundred times instead?

Not My Job...

Someone did point out that now you will be able to know where to put the forklift back to at least.

"Revised edition."

"This is my final word on the matter, and on all matters for that matter!"

"Okay God."

"Oh, actually, wait..."

"Ah! The mighty cool dcuk!"

Is this meant to be a parody French Connection duck? I mean, that would be a pretty niche market if so!