Everyone knows that you have reached adulthood when you can't go a day without having a cup of coffee. No matter what day you have ahead of you, any real adult knows that there is no navigating it without a Cup of Joe.
Everyone knows that you have reached adulthood when you can't go a day without having a cup of coffee. No matter what day you have ahead of you, any real adult knows that there is no navigating it without a Cup of Joe.
Every kid remembers how painful losing your brand new balloon was.
Well, think of it as losing your will to live as an adult.
A day without coffee leaves us feeling slightly on edge. Slightly.
As in, slightly angry enough to take down society as a whole.
If I had left my wallet at home, I'd trade my will to live for a cup of coffee in the morning.
Hate everyone in your office? Want to avoid screaming at all your kids? Want to literally just be a functioning member of society and not have to think?
Coffee.