31 Hilarious Pics Showing The Differences Between Men and Women

But, why in God's name would anyone do this? They're perfectly designed to hold while you eat?!

While this could be quite annoying on one hand, on the other their partner will also now get extra portions of pancake to eat!

I think that they really should go with this as the design for Modok when they inevitably use him in one of the thousand DC movies we're supposedly getting.

I bet that he was absolutely chuffed with himself when he had the idea to write that!

You can't really argue with that evidence, can you? Some people just enjoy sleeping like The Tasmanian Devil.

They need to be careful doing this sort of thing, as a small family of birds may come and live in that nest on their baby's head!

"I had to speak to HR today."

"Oh no, what did you do?"

"I think it's actually a matter of what did you do!"

With a pinky looking that sore it is outrageous that the woman behind them hasn't offered up their bed! Scandalous!

I wonder how many times they had to watch a husband come in covered in the paint he had just bought before they put this sign up.

Then why not just buy a bar of chocolate? I don't think that I could stay with someone who committed such an atrocity.

If things like this don't exist in shops for bored men to write rude words with, then what do they exist for?

Another husband in a similar situation added, "Like my wife with books. No more room on the shelf. Keeps them in the car now."

This young girl is wise far beyond her years! 'Tis true, most guys do indeed suck!

Someone suggested that she may be subtly trying to annoy this guy into buying a fridge with a built-in ice dispenser, which is a very devious plan.

That child looks far too happy with being that close to a fire! No child should be that happy with seeing their birthday cake erupt into flames!

Maybe she is trying to warn you about ending up in the same vicious cycle that she has clearly found herself in?

I am sure that this picture will have environmentalists tearing their hair out and weeping uncontrollably.

Catching a ball is one thing, catching a ball while not dropping a newborn baby is another thing altogether.

There are probably now going to be a few missing screwdrivers in this home, as well. It might be time to buy another charger!

"I bought four pairs of linen shorts for summer and my wife has been complimenting my tasteful color selection. She doesn't know it wasn't random."

If you say to your husband, 'you can do whatever you want with the basement,' be prepared for this to happen.

"Teaching my wife how to play. The first thing she wants to do is create a religion that allows family time... And to have as many lovers as possible."

Repercussions were a little different back then, apparently. Hopefully, her partner behaved knowing this was in her back pocket!

This carefully crafted photo, letterboard, and the use of a question mark at the end of the statement are all signs it's definitely time to learn how a dryer sheet works. You may soon be replaced!

Some focus on getting their kids ready for school, others try to sneak in a morning workout, but let's be honest, this is far more important!

Yes, yes, I understand. At what point did these dreams of giant shoes falling from the sky start occurring?

I could have probably gone through a lifetime of broken Oreos at the bottom of the glass and milk everywhere rather than actually find a solution.

Try enjoying your shower with a minefield of sharp, invisible, worse-than-lego-type objects on the floor.

That is a one-in-a-million shot and I absolutely love it. They really captured this woman's minuscule expression of annoyance!

Does he get points for consistency? He's turned chasing his wife with lobsters into an annual event.

Luckily, there are ways for us to find common ground together. Seriously though, where do I get one of those Pizza Planet hats?

Any excuse for a party I guess?! I wonder how many "1st fart" cakes this bakery has had to make in the past?