15+ Times People Should Have Thought Things Through

Yeah, that really doesn't read as "If you know, you know" at a quick glance, that's for damn sure.

But surely no one will know that it was her who was just talking, that'd take a master sleuth to work that out!

It's not the worst advice I've ever heard. Although, getting use of a phone when you've been stolen would be a bit of a problem, you'd imagine.

Someone who experienced a similar, yet more terrifying, situation like this replied: "Reminds me of a time I went to the ER because I was having chest pains. This doctor goes.. 'Hmm.. it doesn't look like you have chest pains.' [Yeah] well the pain is coming from the inside, not the outside doc.'

I actually can't make up my mind on whether I like this one or not. At first I hated it but now it's kind of winning me over.

Apparently this is a more common mistake than I thought, with another person adding: "I tried rescuing a coyote once. It wanted nothing to do with humans. It wouldn't let me get within three houses of it. [My wife] also thought it was really funny that I mistook a coyote for a dog."

I sure hope that this school can get all of the money that they paid for this reimbursed as that looks more like gray Alf on all fours!

So, did someone nearby have a surplus of these roofs that they were selling for a discount?

In their head they probably thought that this was a good idea, but now it's written down it's making my head feel like it's on fire.

"Anxiety for kids" sounds like either a half-arsed doctor's diagnosis or a super hipster, Alt-J-esque band.

"When we say we're pet friendly, we mean that we're friendly to pets that are kept outside."

"You're the worst."

This person clearly has a particular penchant for being a tad dramatic, what a rollercoaster!

Was this really the best way for them to display this windsurfing paraphernalia?

If only they had made the bike's pedals white then the whole thing might have come together!

"Argh! Where am I? What am I? What is happening?!"

"Is...is this pizza talking to me?"

It's not like they came out of the actual earth or anything like that. Also, the amount of wasted plastic from doing this is abysmal!

In case anyone is struggling as much as I was, it does say "Cured" but the "ured"is in a different font. Christ, I think it might be time to get my eyes tested again.

I guess that the measurement is just whatever you feel like making it? I kind of like that system actually!

Ah yes, that famous Italian landmark, the Eiffel Tower. I never saw it when I went to Italy, I couldn't find it anywhere.

"What if we sell a brush, but it's also a knife!" sounds like the sort of thing that a marketing guy who is too drunk at an office Christmas party would say.

Someone pointed out that maybe they only expected for students to be sat down and crying in the shower, but that's only the English majors...trust me.

How many times were people ignoring these signs for the local council to feel that this was an appropriate response?!

I mean, it feels like the person who designed this urinal was willing for people to make this mistake!

It looks like the person who decided that this was the right package design just really hates kids...or loves drinking bubble mixture?

Carpet on the floor of a bathroom is bad enough, but up the side of a bath? That's sending shivers down my spine!

It also looks incredibly tacky! I know that dying is kind of worse than having something that looks tacky though...or is it?

Okay, this puts that last abysmal renovation job to shame! What a masterclass in using the parts that you just happen to have nearby in order to get a job done.

"Dave, that's not how that works, you're going to be a..."

"Just...just let him have this one, for a moment."

What an amazingly niche Flann O'Brien's Third Policeman reference. I will be floored if anyone else makes that obscure connection.

I feel like a "Wateormelon" is a type of fruit-based asteroid that would cause the most tasty devastation that this planet has ever seen.