Quotes That Accurately Describe My Week

The weekend is over, Monday has just begun, and today is the farthest point away from Friday. I think we can all agree on one thing: Mondays suck.

So if you, like me, are in need of a little extra Monday motivation to help kickstart your day, here are some hilarious quotes that accurately sum up how my week is going thus far.

It's all I'll ever ask of you.

I love this quote for two reasons. First of all, it accurately encapsulates my hatred of Tuesdays. Secondly, it's a subtly clever homage to one of the greatest romantic comedies of the '90s — Notting Hill.

People in the movies are liars.

I work 100% from home and I'm still late for work most days. My office literally adjoins my bedroom, yet day after day I'm always rushing to get to my desk on time in the morning.

Tell me about it.

The trick to looking busy is to try and make yourself look as flustered and annoyed as you possibly can. If people can read the anguish on your face, they'll know to keep their distance and leave you be.

Around and around we go.

A true paradox if ever there was one. Sometimes when you're applying for a job, it can feel a lot like a snake eating its own tail. It might seem like an exercise in futility, but eventually it will pay off.