So, Kris Jenner is super rich.
I know, water is wet, grass is green, etc. But it's the truth! Kris Jenner is really rich. Which means that she has to be out of touch with what us normal people do, right?
There's no way she goes grocery shopping for herself, for example.
Well...
This is 100% how I expect this video to go.
Lucille Bluth and Kris Jenner are almost the same person, except that I'm pretty sure Kris knows how to wink properly.
James Corden roped her into "Hi Lo," a game on The Price is Right.
I really wish I knew how he gets people to do half the things they do on his show.
And she's really funny, so keep that in mind with this exchange:
"You are the world's most famous momager, you manage not only your children's careers, but also their billion dollar business. You are very busy, you are very important."
"I am very important."
I love her, I'm sorry.
"I love a good Costco run," she said, which is the exact right answer. Costco stans, where you at?
Basically, Kris gets her own groceries when her schedule allows. She online shops a lot, too. (No one is surprised.)
So, she'll have to be good at The Price is Right...right?
James handed her a name tag and sent her out into the audience to get "picked" for the episode.
She sat on someone's lap.
It's a ride-on lawn mower!
Anyone else think having Scott Disick be the model would have been iconic? Yes? Ugh, me too.
James asked Kris if she had ever cut her own grass, to which she said,
"Depends on what you mean by 'grass.'"
KRIS.
She also asked if she'd get to use the lawn mower with the male model, because of course.
If she wins, of course.
So, here's how "Hi Lo" works: 3 of the 6 items displayed are more expensive than the other 3. Kris has to pick the most expensive items in order to win.
She was picking between Funfetti, garbage bags, Lucky Charms, deodorant, cat food, and a can of yams.
"So, Kris, from these items here, what is the item that you think is more expensive than the others?" James asked.
Kris immediately went for the deodorant, which is exactly what I would have picked.
James asked her how much she thought a can of deodorant cost.
"Um...$7." She struggled with that one, guys. Is she sure of her answer?
"I told you I was good at this!" You know what? I think she might be right.
Also, right before James revealed it, Kris mouthed, "You better be right," to one of the audience members. We love a scammer.
This one took her a little longer.
"Okay. The plastic bags," she said.
Honestly, "plastic" is the operative word there. That stuff is expensive, so the price is going to be higher than, say...cereal.
I told y'all plastic was expensive! (And wasteful, try compostable bags if it's right for you and your budget—a little unwanted advice from me to you.)
Okay, we're getting down to the wire now.
Kris wasn't too sure, but the audience was there to help her out. They all yelled for her to choose the cat food. No, like, they really all yelled "cat food." It was wild.
"Are you going with the cat food?" James asked.
"Final answer!" Kris said.
"This is filled with nutrients, and antioxidants—"
"Okay, I'm not gonna eat it. Don't get carried away." She's such a mom.
So, the actual retail price of the cat food? $21.69.
That's more than I was expecting, and I own a cat.
It all came down to the yams.
"Okay. If the tinned yams cost less than $6.99, you will be riding that tonight. And you also get to take home the lawn mower."
She obviously loved that joke.
And she obviously won.
"We have to return that lawn mower immediately to The Price is Right. Apologies, Kanye, you're not getting the lawn mower."
Well, luckily Kris has enough money to buy him one.
