Let's face it; life is full of snakes. You can find them in the club. On campus. At the mall. Literally anywhere you go like, there they are just ready to be snakey betches.
But then there are some who take the snake life to a WHOLE new level boo boos. Like, they propel it and tbh... I have nothing but praise for these sneaky snakes.
You bet your booty if I had enough money to afford this bougie vacuum I'd be creeping on it TOO honey.
These robots literally have a mind of their own and I don't need their judgement kk?
Like...if you just cover up the "correct" (???) portions then you don't have to follow them and you can be FREE.
I love that they think fruit and a rice pilaff go together lol. What are you on portion plate?This is why no one respects you.
But guys as cool as this is, it's hella snakey!!!
WOW, who knew an Astro van could just sneak onto a home with some side paneling.
The confidence it takes to make this bold home improvement move is truly admirable. Like could you care any less about building code???
Those sneaky Tic Tac snakes really think they're all that and a bag of potato chips. TBH, who needs this many Tic Tacs? Or this much plastic?
They're kinda nasty tbh.
Ooooooo bish you thought this was a spoon? Oh, you thought it was a fork. INCORRECT. It sooner resembles a medieval torture device than a casual ramen utensil.
"OH srry don't mind the DUCT TAPE???"
This is arguably one of the most upsetting things I've ever seen. A plasma taped to a tube? Something has gone terribly, terribly wrong here.
I can't even look at this.
Guys I didn't even see anything wrong with this pic for like five mins so that PROVES how good the mans is.
But now my eyes are open and I see clearly now. This dark world is a whole new place and I see the light!!!
I truly cannot imagine a time or place where this is acceptable or something ANYONE would allow.
Your guests are gonna be dripping and crouching and searching and you're just an animal for that.
I bet they also make people bring their own chairs to sit at the dining room table or something, these friggin' heathens!
No. I don't need to be played. Mans play me. The school system plays me. I don't need the sass from home decor THX.
Just when you thought you'd seen it all, I present to you the car-stuck-in-balcony nightmare someone has found themselves in.
L O L to you, sir.
The literal crap...then again, have any of us ever known cats to be that helpful?
Although, in this day and age, I wonder how many people would be more into the free wifi. Phones are expensive.
How many other things are out there that I have been blind to?! I NEED TO KNOW!
To be fair, who doesn't want to wear a beautiful red tutu? It would look so fetching on him.
I wonder who he is trying to sneak up on, or spy on...maybe he's collecting secrets.
Although I am not good at being sneaky and would have totally blown it.
If you don't, you're just foolish and don't deserve that sweet cash.
Just kidding, he made a poor hat choice that day...or maybe he is trying to distract us from succeeding?
