Nobody's perfect, and anyone who's ever been in a relationship can tell you that firsthand.
Of course, most partners mean well. But some require a little extra supervision, and in certain cases — like when it comes to makeup or shopping — they need 24-hour surveillance.
This is kind of adorable. He tried, folks. He really tried.
They should use them as decorations and make fun of him every Christmas for this mistake.
Few men understand the value of makeup. In this case, he probably didn't realize that he was carrying hundreds of dollars worth of fragile goods.
Better to just not let him anywhere near it.
How many bottles of micellar water have you seen that could be confused with soda or flavored water? None, that's how many.
At least he'll get a full-body cleanse out of this.
JK, he's about to feel very sick.
Yes, well, I supposed some people do prefer their paper towel chilled. Anyway, he did technically put the groceries away.
Just, you know, nowhere near where they're supposed to go.
...and subsequently creeping everyone out in the store.
But hey, the effort is there, so props to that. My boyfriend wouldn't put in this much effort.
To be fair, there are a lot of details involved in purchasing makeup. He's got the right idea, though. Buy one of everything, just to be safe.
Well, Christmas is ruined.
Actually, he looks really sorry about it. Let's give him a break and repurpose these ones for next year.
And all his "make me a sandwich" jokes come hurtling back in the form of some sweet, sweet karma.
That's what you get.
Really? You have to be supervised when opening a jar of peanut butter, now?
Have to give him credit, though. The laziness here is unmatched.
Especially when he's going to Costco.
You have to respect a person who understands their own shortcomings.
We already have a sponge. We don't need a second one made out of soggy, waterlogged pancakes.
Also, that dishwater is at an anxiety-inducing level.
What is this, college?
You're at Wal-Mart, remember? The prices are so low that nothing you put in that cart could be a mistake.
Unfortunately, most men don't realize the hundreds of subtle variations in color that interfere with picking out the right nail polish for your girl.
Why are people allowing their boyfriends near their makeup?! They can't be trusted!
Put caution tape around your whole makeup vanity whenever they're around.
If he can honestly stand in front of these shelves and say everything is the same, then he definitely cannot be trusted picking up anything for you in the future.
And somehow, in some way, he was able to light the plastic flame on fire without realizing that it was indeed not a regular candle.
Amazing.
Then again, there seems to have been at least one thought lacking. You know, the one about how chocolate melts under hot temperatures.
Regardless, it’s still edible, OK? When it comes to chocolate, that’s all that matters.
It’s also why I make my boyfriend's snacks — I’m 99% sure he would do the same thing.
Yeah, you’re right. It’s probably about time we teach our boyfriends how to cut fruit.
And once you have established that, you can then show him the part of the bill that your insurance doesn’t cover.
If she’s really into baseball, then it might be cool.
But the “apparently” in the phrase, “Apparently this is my Valentine’s gift,” screams otherwise.
The kitchen is likely the place that requires the most supervision.
But would I still eat these bad boys? You betcha.
You boyfriend doesn’t have to be a botanist to care for your plants while you’re away.
He does require daily text reminders, however.
It was a very optimistic idea to begin with.
But to be fair, those “sheep shoes” do look super cozy.
But, uh, there will probably be some level of supervision required in that, as well.
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