In my many years of wasting time on the internet, I've come across a lot of weird stuff. Snakes with two heads, birds with two beaks, snakes with two bird heads — it's crazy.
But every now and then, there's something much more subtle. Something you see where you need to stop and really take it in. These are a few of those...
High chair, good... Headphones, okay? Wait, a what? It just gets crazier as it goes on.
Although, I don't actually remember this being the plot. Well, I guess it has been a while since I've seen it.
It's nice of them to show just how much extra spice they added, too. Wait — what's that last bit say? Oh...okay.
This will be one for the photo album, for sure... Hang on. What's that happening in the background? Well, alright then. Load 'em up!
I guess they really had their priorities straight back then. We could use a new sauce these days.
That's a lot of effort for a really weird payoff. Maybe I just don't understand pranks these days, bro.
This either looks like two grapes in a warm embrace or something more kinky, like some kind of BDS-stem.
The only time I want to hear the phrase "hard-boiled penguin egg" is if I'm asking for suggestions for my new band name.
That's a terrifying sight these days. Sheesh, nature, what did we ever do to you? Oh... Right. The countless years of pollution.
They may not predict your future every time, but are often filled with encouraging words of wisdom and support and... Hey! What was that last part?!
Hold on... There's a celebrity in our midst! They will always remember this as the day they almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow on camera.
And if this poster for the London Underground is any indication, tuck your pants into your socks on the train!
Yep, just a mannequin half. Mannequins in general always freak me out for some strange reason.
In case it's too small for you to see, the print underneath reads, "Unless you plan on robbing us, then it's full of... poisonous snakes."
Seriously, how many of you thought the girl on the right had a disturbingly hairy shoulder at first glance?
If the person didn't tweet about their dog and Starbucks, I'd be thinking the same thing as this guy.
Especially if you've had a pint or two, this could really trip you out. I'd probably just stay inside and have a good ol' anxiety cry for a while.
But one of those terms really has nothing to do with the others, or snacks in general. Not that there's anything wrong with the idea, of course. It's just out of place.
Someone has three hands or else prom is haunted...
Even for Halloween, this costume is downright strange. Well researched, perhaps, but definitely strange.
The future is here, people. The future is here!
I think it's just trying to say that your neighborhood is the bomb!
No, wait, no... Sorry, that's just a reflection. An unfortunate reflection, sure, but just the reflection of some chairs.
And with the plot twist of watching them all simultaneously? Hard to argue with the idea that it will be wild, man.
It's basically the car version of what my life looks like when I think I have everything in order.
I don't care how good you are with makeup, please don't make this look a thing. This looks like a tragedy.
And before you ask why the gorilla would be fishing, the answer is that everyone needs a hobby.
Funnier and more confusing, I should say. If I were to sum up America, I could do worse than this.
Classic mixup!
I feel like a lot of fantasy fans just saw all their dreams come true.
Like, what I thought was a crazy-haired surfing wildman just turns out to be some dork in a hat? Lame.
Yeah, that veterinary spray to relieve itching in...dogs...and cats...um, maybe they should have tested it on animals after all?
Is it too good to be true? Yes. If your next sentence is going to undercut the whole idea, maybe just go back to the drawing board.
