16+ Pics That Left Me With A Weird Feeling And A Lot Of Questions

If something protest-able is dire enough to actually get introverts to leave their house and interact with the outside world, I must know what it is. Clearly it's something important.

If you were on the water and got intercepted by this U.S. Navy "ship," you probably wouldn't be too concerned. You'd just want to pinch the boat's cheeks because it's so freakin' adorable.

It's wild to think that this guy lived his whole life thinking his vision is normal. It's like when I got my first pair of glasses and realized that the tops of buildings aren't actually blurry.

Going to the beach and finding shark teeth is cool. Going to the beach and finding this is...disconcerting. Dentures are important. Who just leaves them on the beach and forgets about them?

Some birds can mimic human speech. Smart birds learn what these words mean and string basic sentences together. Really smart birds, like Larry Bird here, learn how to use smart devices.

A few millennia back, this guy was surprised to find Mount Vesuvius erupting, so he turned tail and ran. Everything was going great until he got absolutely leveled in the face by a giant rock.

Anyone who's ever gone camping knows that trash pandas love to invade the area after the humans have gone to bed. This is fine. Just don't look outside your tent, because if you do, things start to seem less fine.

This is the considerably more destructive version of the person who pretends they're about to clean up after their dog, then puts the bag away once you're safely out of sight.

It's hilarious to think that whatever person or robot answered this customer service complaint asked for photo evidence. Like, if the item didn't arrive, this is the only evidence you're going to get.

The fact that someone took the effort to print up a note, then print up a few follow-ups, makes me weirdly curious about what's been going on in this bathroom on a day-to-day basis.

There are lots of ways to lose your phone and lots of ways to break your phone. But this, in my opinion, is unacceptable. Who could possibly think that was a good place to put their phone?

International soccer star and all-around good guy Mo Salah looks like he's just decked this kid. In reality, the kid was so excited to see him that he ran into a pole.

A couple of things here: first off, if your kid says there's a possum in their room, it's probably worth looking for. Also, how does this horrifying-looking wild animal evade parental detection for three whole days?

Frosted glass looks great in all sorts of different applications, but this bathroom stall is the exception that proves the rule. I think the architect needs to go back to the drawing board.

Sometimes, you find the most interesting stuff in airport restrooms. For instance: someone's passport and plane tickets for a flight that left hours ago. I wonder what happened to this poor person.

It's one thing for buses to fill in when train services are down, it's another thing entirely for the buses to gain sentience and try to convince us all that they're not actually buses.

From the looks of it, though, this one definitely considers it his job. I mean, I'm pretty sure this is what I looked like on my way to work this morning.

Apparently, it was discovered among a bunch of other children's toys in a rough neighborhood.

Indeed, it's hard to find a rougher neighborhood than one where it's totally normal to let your kids drool all over demonic instruments.

I also like the idea of thinking you won't get pulled over as long as you've got something where your tail light should be.

Maybe the laws in this area have a weirdly specific clause I wasn't aware of.

Even though I've heard that IT: Chapter Two isn't as good as the first one, I'm not sure that even the parents who thought the Momo Challenge was real care about it anymore.

Still, it's hard not to imagine what their kids would look like. It's rewarding to not imagine that, but it's hard.

Thinking about it another way, imagine how sure he'd have to be that you're staying on the nice list for him to give you this.

If we knew what that thing was in the background, it would make it a lot easier to tell whether the raccoons go on literal piggy rides at a playground or a farm.

I guess that's just the photographer's little secret. Jerk.

But you know what? Rather than wonder how it got this job, I'd make sure I was as friendly with it as possible.

Because when the petty office politics arise, it's better to have this guy on your side than on Larry in accounting's side. Yeah, try calling a pointless meeting now, Larry.

Not only do we not have much indication as to why it's on this random stone wall, but why is it being restrained by a zip-tie?

Is there someone on the other side of it just waiting to spill all of the universe's forbidden knowledge?

If nothing else, at least we could go back and tell our eight-year-old selves that they're right: You can technically drive off with a bumper car.

Just be sure to savor this moment before someone shows up to tell us they're not actually slow dancing, but just fighting really slowly.

I'll have to check my notes, but I think this actually does it. That cartoon cat has officially showed up on everything now.

What's kind of funny is that my dad hates both melons and cucumbers, so I can only imagine his reaction if you cut the tubular part of this off and give him one that looks like the other.

Maybe this wouldn't creep me out so much if whoever made this didn't give their footstool the weirdest legs they could think of.

It's a rare example of the uncanny valley that doesn't involve a face.

I was going to ask if she lived in Australia, but I guess Texas is also a believable setting for this kind of predicament.

As if the heat wasn't already bad enough.

I can't believe I'm saying this, but I think I might pick snakes. At least some of those are non-venomous, whereas a lion will eventually grow up big enough to mess you up.

Not only does it make the sink seem unsafe to use, but it puts whatever device you plug in here at the mercy of your roommates.

What could possible go wrong?

I really hope I don't have to explain why coating your nails with something flammable and then going for this look isn't a very wise decision.

So we can leave the little trivial questions like "why did you do this" or "how are you going to get down" for when they wake up.

I suppose that if you really want your kids to get tired of the Despicable Me movies, terrifying them with a screaming fire minion might be an effective solution.

If no one was around to witness Amy Keane's heroic act of not totally bailing, then who put up this plaque? These are the mysteries that keep me up at night.

I have no problem with most fashion choices, but binding yourself up (arms included) entirely in plastic wrap just seems impractical. It's not like it looks particularly good, either.

It's hard not to think this was intentional on the photographer's part. I mean, they're a professional photographer. Surely they know that they could move, like, four inches to the left and avoid this happening.

This isn't a baby changing table. It's a baby seat, perfectly situated so you can traumatize your kid by strapping them in against their will and forcing them to watch you do your business.