Have you ever heard of a "silver-tongued" lawyer? Of course you have. Everyone has. But what about a lawyer with a spiked tongue that sort of feels like sandpaper which they like to use to give themselves daily baths?
No? Well, now you have because there's one lawyer in Brazil who does just that, and who also likes to chase laser pointers and eat "Meow Mix" and purr and it's a cat. I'm talking about a cat.