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Barbie’s Malibu Dream House Is Available On Airbnb For Only $60 Per Day

Sydney Brooman 18 Oct 2019

Barbie's Malibu Dream House was the epitome of luxury when we were kids. Though I personally never owned the dream house (cause obviously my parents don't love me) I got to experience its pink-perfect magic on playdates in second grade at friends' houses and lemmie tell ya—Barbie's got good taste.

You think that a woman with like, 50 side hustles (nurse, judge, flight attendant, zookeeper, literal matriarch) would stand for anything less?

Exactly. You know Barbie ain't shopping on Wayfair if you know what I'm saying (I mean like, apart from that whole 'funding border internment camps' thing).

To my recently DECEASED surprise, there's a life-sized Barbie Malibu Dream House that's fully functional.

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And that isn't even the best part: you can book it on Airbnb for up to two nights. You pretty much get to be Barbie, but with your hot friends instead of boring Barbie-esque sidekicks. Ken who? We don't know her. We don't wanna go for a ride. We'd rather stay poolside, thanks.

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You're probably thinking "Okay, but I'm literally broke."

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Same girl, same. That's why the Barbie Malibu Dream House is legitimetly $60 per day. Seriously. Check it out on Airbnb yourself. A Barbie girl in a Barbie world wouldn't dare lie to you.

The house fits four guests and has two large bedrooms, two bathrooms, and several walk-in closets.

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Of course, everything is Barbie-fied—right down to the pink accent pillows.

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Barbie leaves no stone unturned.

There's even an accessory wall that showcases all of the careers that Barbie has had over the years. It's 2019, we have no time to be "humble," whatever that means.

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The ONLY catch is that you'll have to fight people if you want your chance to book the house.

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I don't mean like actually fight. Barbie doesn't condone violence.

"Booking opens at 11:00 am PDT on October 23, so set your alarm to book your stay from October 27 - October 29," the Airbnb description reads, "Remember, this is a once in a lifetime chance, which means the Dreamhouse will only be booked once."

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The owner of the Barbie Malibu Dream House is ONLY renting it out for two nights, to one lucky group.

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So set your timers and make sure your wifi router is working properly, cause this is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity that you don't want to miss.

h/t: Airbnb

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