10+ Painfully Relatable Fails That Speak To Us On A Spiritual Level

At some point, you can't hold it in anymore and the loudest, most throat-rattling chain of coughs come erupting out of you like a dang air horn.

So in the end, that one tiny cough that you were so worried about disrupting the class with has now turned into an endless spew of hacking that no one wants to witness. Great job.

My favorite part is when no one else at your table feels like responding, even though their mouths are totally empty. So you take one for the team and spit your pasta all over your plate as you try to tell the waiter the dish is divine, thank you.

I'm convinced no one on the road is actually paying attention and we're all out here just failing so hard at being safe.

But also kudos to our brains for keeping us on the road when we go blank. You the real MVP.

I also enjoy opening the Google app on my phone and staring at the search engine for five minutes while I try to remember what I was so eager to Google in the first place.

True, this is a moment when we all feel like a failure.

But can we talk about how good it feels when you dump everything into the cart and suddenly your arms are ten pounds lighter and you merrily set off with your cart to go grab even more food you don't need to buy, feeling better and stronger than ever before?

I don't think the "recipe" for Kraft macaroni and cheese has ever changed in the history of its existence, but I still need to read the back of the box while I make it, just in case I forget one of the three very crucial steps.

Here's the rule I think we all follow: you ask them to repeat themselves once, then resort to laughing and nodding and looking to the side awkwardly as you pray for a change in conversation and no follow-up questions.

I write for a living and even I don't know how to spell that word without spellcheck at the ready to help a girl out.

This, people, is why self checkouts are you best friend. Unless you scan something wrong and the light starts flashing at the camera turns on and films you because it thinks you're a criminal and everyone turns to stare at the person who tried to go through self checkout to steal something.

Fun story. I was at my boyfriend's mom's place recently where she was playing music through Alexa and she wanted some song suggestions, so she asked me what my favorite band is. I, being an awkward idiot, panicked and blurted out "Dixie Chicks."

So everyone at that dinner party got to enjoy their meal while being treated to some early 2000s country.

I called my roommate "girl" for three weeks because this happened to me. Let's all make a conscious effort to be better listeners because that's just embarrassing.