12+ Dog Memes For Pet Parents With The Catchphrase: 'What Are You Chewing?’

You know that as you devour your fancy, fancy human food, they are plotting your slow and painful demise. Until they get their food that is and they completely forget about it.

I hate having to go back into the house once I've left, just because I know my dog is going to get all super excited and I end up having to explain to whoever I was meant to meet that I can't leave for undisclosed fluffy reasons.

Either that or that dog has just let off one hell of a boff and it's waiting for it to hit you.

Did you get my Lord of The Rings joke? Did you? Did you get it? Let me know if you got it! Excited puppy noises

Taken a split second before that man felt a pain like no other, and the world fell silent at the feet of his bloodcurdling screams.

You're meant to smell out the explosives, not eat them you silly goose!

"Let's face it, this is not the worst thing you've caught me doing."

"Excuse me, can I please speak to your supervisor?"

It is quite unsettling that apparently most people's dogs eat better than I do. I really need to start buying better food.

This dog clearly took those Skittles adverts a little too literally.

Yes, there really is nothing like food that makes you vomit afterward, that is always the signifier of a great meal!

Parties are always a let down anyway! Dogs, on the other hand, they're always amazing!

I hate it when my dog decides to follow me into the bathroom, I just find it so unsettling.

Why some dogs act like magnets with their humans while others couldn't care less will always remain a mystery.

I used to hate it if you didn't realize it was own-clothes day at our high school, and you turn up in uniform and radiate the same energy as this dog all day.

If they didn't loudly tell us that everything is going to be okay, how else would we know? Jeez. We should be more grateful.

My dog's favorite game is holding one end of a string of plastic sausages while you hold the other end with neither of you pulling on it. I think he just likes the idea of being connected, boring game though.

I bet every parent everywhere can relate to this tired mama.

My new rule is that if friends want to visit my dogs, they have to come to me. And bring snacks.

I mean, you know for a fact that you're going to end up giving them one though.

Pulling the tray out of reach like that is pure evil and you know it.

I need to try this with my ball-obsessed dog. Though he's also lazy and doesn't like to work for his fun.

Socks. It's always socks.

Why is my dog suddenly having tummy trouble? Probably ate something gross in the yard that I really don't want to know about.

It's just because mail is so damn tasty! It's like crack, and dogs will do anything for doggo crack!

I'm lucky that my dogs are pretty good about chewing only their toys, but one of them did destroy my glasses once as a tantrum while I was in the shower.

This makes me wonder what came first: my dog's obsession with chasing squirrels or the many squirrel-themed toys I gave him as a puppy.

Dogs are happy to eat anything and everything unless it's medicine for their own good. Then suddenly they become very adept at fighting back.

To be fair, no matter how big the bed actually was, he'd still sleep hanging off of it. It's what dogs do.

I'm not crying; you're crying.

To be fair, as I write this a doggo is curled up with his head on the edge of my laptop, so I may be primed for feels.

Yeah, pretty much exactly like this.

If I work on the couch, the dogs compete for my attention with the laptop. If I work at my desk, I don't get to cuddle with cute dogs. Catch-22.

I went through this recently with my doggos' last haircuts before winter. Even though I know there's a tiny dog under there, it's always a surprise.

I pack a suitcase of overnight bag only a couple of times per year, and yet somehow the dogs always know that the luggage means I'm abandoning them forever.

I think this is part of why pet cameras have become such a big thing. It's not that we think the animals are up to something, but we just want to peek in on them while we toil at work.

Perhaps that's why people took to the term "pupper" so quickly. That way you can love all puppers without dealing with those people who get picky about the age at which you have to call a puppy a dog.

The spoon is also cheaper than any fancy product companies may try to sell to people with escape artists for dogs.

I like to think of it as the dog's equivalent of going out for a meal. I mean, they're not going to eat their snack in the kitchen with the chef, they need to find their nice table to enjoy it.

Nothing will kill a dog's resolve when it comes to excitement and enthusiasm, and that's why they're the most pure creatures on the planet.

It's just that I'm a seriously good multitasker who can get all her work done and cuddle my dogs.