Miscommunications can be absolutely infuriating, yet unavoidable sometimes ⏤ whether it be an elderly relative cooking their phone in a curry after being told to put it in rice, or just a simple mixed up food order!
With that in mind, please enjoy these 12+ moments that made us go "That's not what I thought you meant!"
The cookie bit is still nice. However, the beauty of a Twix is the combined effect, creating a truly special eating experience. I'm very passionate about Twix.
Firstly, they should have done it themselves and not given someone else such a challenging job. Secondly, it's impressive that they actually managed to kill a Nokia!
Clearly they meant two packets of ketchup and no buns! How do you mess this obvious order up so much?
"Hi, is this Daniel's father? It's his principal here."
"Oh, what seems to be the problem?"
"Well, your son has done a drawing, and...well, I think it's best you come in."
One person in the comments wrote, "I used to describe rice crispies, as the cereal with the two kids and the dad on it. Snap, crackle, and dad." It took me a while to get why they did that!
Dear lord, I really hope that they did mean "prosecuted." Otherwise, I wouldn't mess around with these Disc Golfers. They're much angrier than we previously thought.
Some astute people pointed out, "Well you did ask for whiskey and not whisky [...] Scotch Whisky does not have an E." And, to those sad asshats I can only say, "Get a life."
I'm kind of baffled by how the grandmother just naturally assumed that her grandson would casually leave condoms around her house? This is not normal behavior...
"So, when you said that you wanted to do a 'scarily good art presentation' with the kids, this isn't what I had in mind."
"Oh, really? What did you have in mind?"
"Some nice drawings perhaps...not something to leave neighborhood kids with nightmares!"
They really can add a beach-party element to even the driest of presentations! No topic is too dull with these bad boys!
I will have to remember this wrapping paper for the next Hanukkah celebration at my partner's family house. I'm sure it'll go down great!
I never got the point of those asinine messages of faux-positivity anyway. They have the exact opposite effect on me and just make me feel angry!
It might be a technically accurate description of what it is, but it is weird seeing it called anything other than a rolling pin...and I don't know why.
Printing the screenshot is a stroke of genius as well. They will surely regret that carefree "lol" at the end.
I felt the same level of disappointment when I was a kid and got a yard of Jaffa Cakes, but inside it was just a load of little boxes, not one absolutely massive box of Jaffa Cakes. I still have trust issues because of that.
Never mind it saying "100% Anal" by accident, but what kind of man would go around with underpants reading "100% Animal" in the first place? Get some taste, man, and then this sort of thing won't happen.
I hate it when you get your hopes up over something for no good reason! Don't advertise rainbow-hopping motorcyclists if there are no rainbow-hopping motorcyclists!
Knockoff man, knockoff man, does whatever a knockoff does! Can he swing from a web? No, but he'll nick all your cash! Look out!
Well, if you think that the decoration is a surprise, just wait until you find out what surprise was hiding in the cake itself!
Fair play to him for actually posing in the picture in the first place if this is how he feels about the whole thing!
Look, is it technically a vegetarian option? Yes! Is it also one of the worst meals I've ever seen? Yes!
I wonder what operating system it uses. Where do people even find these sorts of things, like seriously?
Look, let's just be grateful that you didn't find any Pepsi. That stuff tastes like Coke that hates you.
Look how happy that biker is! you did a good thing making his day, and it looks like he made your day as well!
They knew fully well what they were doing! No one looks at that dog's face and thinks that he looks anything other than furious!
You've just got to give them the ol' Dr. Dazzle! Razzle Dazzle 'em! Give 'em an act with lots of Mountain Frost in it!
Ah, yes, clearly they have made a big mistake here as the blinkers are not meant to have that liquid inside of them! See, I know all about car parts and working things.
He looks like he's a video game character that's had his strength buffed up but not had his armor upgraded.
The only word in that product title they got right was "funny." Maybe "ceramic," too.
The ability to bend nails is a bold claim that Band-Aid should have been ready to defend. But here they are, looking like fools.
If this supposedly reflects this kid's personality, what is he like? Destructive and wild, or is he just a badass?
It's better with the red-eye. Put it back. I said it's better with the red-eye please go back this is scaring me.
I dunno, the next movie seems a little bland to me. I'm hoping they up the action again but I think they're trying to go in a new direction.
See, that was your mistake: Everyone knows you need to order blueberrIES muffin if you want any real substance in there.
I won't lie, I actually thought this photo was fake, but it turns out it's real. This guy was testing these cameras all at once so he could put the footage next to each other and compare them. I don't know why he chose skydiving as the test, though, I think just driving would have worked.
Is this all construction is? I was under the impression it was, like, math and stuff. I can play Tetris. I could do this.
Yeah, the context of them being business partners makes this worse, but I think a fully glass bathroom is bad no matter who's there. I don't need to see anyone go about their bodily functions, thanks.
I can't tell if he's genuinely mad, or if that's because of the makeup, which is kind of perfect. Hides any disappointment, prevents any guilt.
What do you mean? I think five Fruit By The Foot is a perfect lunch. That's five whole feet of fruit!
How else did you expect him to show up? It's Christmas! You gotta get in the spirit, get pumped!
Based on the cat's expression alone, I can tell it was offended at the mere suggestion of change. The dog, on the other hand, is just happy to be there.
"No, no, no, if you want to interview me, you gotta play by my rules, got it? Great, cool, let's do a sound check."
I guess she was hoping for something edible, at least. But that's just a guess, I really couldn't tell you.
I can't really argue with their thinking. Also, how do parking enforcers know if the car parked there is economically efficient enough to use the space? Do they have tech specs on hand?
"Dammit, Jesus, not again. When will you learn that this isn't funny!"
"Pfft, looks pretty funny form up here, bro!"
"Seriously, Jesus, I've got a job interview that I'm gonna be late for!"
