You never know what's gonna come your way, so you're definitely leading the pack if your mind is quick enough to roll with the unexpected.
Unfortunately, short of hiring people to randomly attack you or entering every freestyle battle you find, I don't know how to train this skill.
Maybe it's easier to just watch these folks and learn.
If it were me, they'd end up with Minnie Mouse reading the newspaper on Caillou the hall monitor's head, and they could only blame themselves.
If I were them, I'd find the giant slingshot that obviously caused this before they lose even more equipment.
To be fair, maybe there really is a coyote knocking on people's doors and calling itself a genius. Just pretend you're not home, y'all.
I just hope this doesn't last too much longer because going from zero to tomato can happen surprisingly quickly.
It must have been refreshing to drunkenly yell, "I'm a mad shhientist!" and technically be right, though.
Although, it pretty much guarantees that her next text would be something like, "You've got time for this, but you don't have time to study?"
Granted, it's so much easier when Gilligan's not around to screw everything up.
Yeah, I couldn't believe it, but it's true. I can ruin pants all on my own, thank you very much.
I hope he also has a plan for when that tablet inevitably falls in the tub, though.
The only possible marks are an F and an A+, depending on whether it stays up all semester.
When it's the last seat in the room and the presentation takes three hours, life finds a way.
The only thing I'd complain about is that it's taking up two seats, but at least it's not putting a backpack on one.
I swear, if Aunt Mildred complains that it's dry, she can crawl through the hole in the ceiling and try it herself.
It's more about mentally preparing yourself for the next unexplained mess.
Especially since the answer's just opening the mail slot and saying, "Ding ding! The purge is over, go home, kid."
How hard is it to make sure people can actually sleep over before you invite them to a sleepover?
Why waste your time actually exercising when you can just do this? This girl is in 3018.
Even if it means lying to their second family so that their friend can act like a terrible, lying daughter completely unbeknownst to the innocent parents.
Call me crazy, but I'd rather spend the extra $1.50 and not strap a plastic bag to my face. In fact, I think they have warnings on them saying not to do that.
He's the one that has to walk around with you on his arm, so when you look good, he looks good. Everybody wins in this situation.
Maybe if this guy had heeded this advice, he wouldn't have a mouth full of Play-Doh. Hopefully he learned his lesson.
Whoever accepted it, though? Not so much. I don't know if I'd be able to live down the shame of accepting this as legal tender.
Not only is this the most incredibly heartbreaking thing I've ever seen, it's also really smart. So at least we have that to get us through the day.
Normally, it's going through the trouble of making them the traditional way, but that reject taco looks like it'll taste enough like a regular one to do the trick.
