Having heroes nowadays is hard.
It seems like whenever you find someone who shares your passions and inspires you, it doesn't take long before they say really dumb things and make that inspiration embarrassing.
But maybe there's a way out. Maybe the problem is that being a fan means putting too many eggs in one basket.
Maybe it would be better to like one little thing that, say, 15+ people do, and know literally nothing else about them.
Let's try.
But we've been waiting for this movie for about as long as you've been alive. After all that, nobody's stopping us from having our fun.
Not only do you feel like you're in a ball pit wherever you go, but these pants let you do hundreds of loads of laundry.
Plus, anything that hints towards a Shrek/Toy Story crossover is something we seriously need to encourage, as far as I'm concerned.
Although, I suppose the size of the bottle is a much bigger hint in that department.
OK, who am I kidding? Ever since I saw this, I've swiped left on every profile that didn't say "chicken nuggets" anywhere.
You might wonder why that guy's not in it right now, but it's out of respect.
He's not a pretender to the computer throne.
I couldn't tell you why the artist turned Leia's eyes into Pac-Man, but I'm not mad at that part either.
Plus, she's got a foolproof method to get past any exam, as long as she can keep her phone hidden.
OK, I'm not sure who actually said anything like that, but this person has easily proved them wrong.
Apparently, you don't need a convertible to feel the wind rush through your hair.
Part of it is natural sweetness, but I figure she's also seen The Terminator and doesn't wanna make any powerful enemies.
Smart.
Does it still count if you beat it and get pulled over, though? Or do you have to put an asterisk next to it?
And you know what? This guys seems so chill that he probably doesn't even care whether you call him a magician or an illusionist.
I don't even want to know what Marge would look like IRL.
And that was the moment I completely lost the desire to eat ramen ever again.
I could go to yoga every day for the rest of my life and never master splitting my legs on a tiny tree. This guy is my new hero.
Will my walk to the bus stop be excruciating? Yes. Yes, it will.
She still does not look impressed, and someone is getting fired.
Will it be worth catching a cold? Absolutely, because you now you have Eggos.
The answer is a definite "no," and now, all other friendships are canceled unless you agree to reach this level.
I also think that the hat is a nice touch because otherwise, you're just a guy in a bathtub full of potatoes.
Because as great as 20 McNuggets are, the box they come in is honestly pretty tough and flavorless.
So this is a massive improvement.
What are they gonna do? Punish her by making her continue to work there?
Other than wake her up, they're out of options.
And whether you spend four years convincing a university to give you a reward or spend $15 giving yourself one, that's what counts.
Either way, they'll feel like they survived something.
Besides, it's not like anyone's messing with them when they get to the holding cell.
One punch is all it takes to make enemy knuckles throb with regret.
Talk about a movie theater feast!
I thought it was honestly just done in All Dogs Go To Heaven, TBH.
Judging by the cashier's expression, I can see why it stays in the movies.
Doesn't this just bring tears to your eyes? What special friends!
What better way to listen to Smashmouth's "All Star" than to have it wide open on YouTube for virtually the whole car to see?
Love this for him!
If this kid isn't the next model for Gap Kids, I'm going to be mad.
