Is the man always tryin' to keep you down? Are you tired of society's "rules" or the "laws of nature"? Well, I say it's high time we figure out how to live how we want! At least, to a certain degree — I mean, we're all about jokes here.
So, the people we're looking at today are ones who had the funniest ways of "beating the system" that we've seen in a while! Check it out and have a laugh!
You can't just always trust an employee to get your order just the way you like it — so this person took matters into their own hands!
The fact that you can edit whatever you write on a post means that you can pretty much get people to say anything.
This is what people had to do in the days before digital cameras, snapchat, etc. Probably not a great call, since everyone at Walgreens will be able to peep your booty.
I wish I had thought of this when I was in college. Although, they probably wouldn't be able to change a 65 to a 90 as easily.
Stitching together the living parts of two dead vehicles definitely sounds like what would happen if Tim Burton directed the next Pixar Cars movie.
Nothing's worse than having your butt frozen to the seat after pushing a porcelain punisher first thing in the morning.
Like, this little dude is just super clever. Can't blame a guy for knowing the rules and using 'em!
I mean, those kids gotta learn it from somewhere, right? This mom had an amazing plan that only a parent could pull off!
Hey, all she's really doing is mentioning her favorite moment from The Office, right?
Eating healthy, like, that's all a matter of perspective, isn't it? Either way, now I want pizza.
But hey, when it works, it works, amirite? Ya gotta protect that 50 shades of flavor!
Be careful not to, like, actually bite into the bottle or anything, though.
Of course, this relies on the servers not realizing what you're trying to do when you order two half-liters, so maybe try it when things are busy.
They might have thought he was nuts for driving around with an entire extra wheel, but it turned out he was really crazy like a fox.
Namely, they found a use for one of those "fake outlet" stickers that doesn't make everybody instantly hate them.
That jerk who puts them on random walls in airports should take notes.
Apparently, they held their control key down so they could have a "guilt free lunch" because their activity is being monitored.
So not only is every second of their day under some terrible productivity microscope, but their employer thinks they should feel guilty for taking lunch breaks that they're legally entitled to?
Who's their boss, a robot that time traveled from a dystopian future?
So no matter what happens to this letter, it'll end up where it's supposed to. They always say that the best inventions were discovered by accident.
I mean, the only thing a photo booth really has to offer you is that you can sit down while you get your picture taken.
This guy managed to do all that without paying.
But somewhere along the line, I was somehow made aware that ULTA is a cosmetics store, so the window for this finessing is permanently closed.
Nice try, though.
I was pretty sick while my family were on vacation once, so I just wanted some place to sit down while they explored this massive, ornate library.
So because they were playing Smash Brothers in the teen section, I decided to post up there and watch. I then got kicked out because they were really serious about only teens being allowed in that section.
This man fights my fight.
Even though nobody reads the license agreements on software they get, it definitely pays to read the fine print when it seems like someone's offering you money.
However, it seems like whoever was standing in the way of this person's dreams wasn't as good at filling in the blanks as the rest of us. Victory!
Well, you can lay on your owner's arm all you want, because neither this strategy nor that indignant stare is going to change a thing.
I mean, it's so weird that the bank can't explain where that extra $42 million went. I'm sure this man really hopes they find it.
I think I would at least have this person describe all the cool stunts they did to get to the end of the maze, though. Give me something here, buddy.
Apparently, all he put into the band's Wikipedia page was "family David Spargo" and the security team totally fell for it.
Oof.
And really, considering how much creativity had to go into this design, I think we can just let them have this one.
After all, even the type of person intense enough to actually try and unwrap their burrito might not have expected someone to actually hollow out bread for this purpose.
I think people use similar tricks to try and escape from prison.
I'm not sure that they kind of cop who would check for that sort of thing wouldn't be able to spot this, but I guess nobody has stopped the dad yet.
I guess this depends on how it's enforced, but they are technically right that they aren't in either the towing zone or the zone where you have to pay.
I guess we'll know this worked if they put yet another sign up.
I mean, I'd hire him. I don't even know what he does, I just admire the gusto!
Is the CIA spying on you through your medicine cabinet? Probably not, but it doesn't hurt to check. That's for the tip, internet!
Plus, everyone will think he lost a lot of weight...honestly, he's lost like, all of his body weight.
Because, when you do, you'll be able to defy nature itself! Like this noble fellow!
