It doesn't take much more than walking outside to get a look at just how weird the world can actually be. Unfortunately, it's way too hot out for that today, so why not stay in and take a look at the world through these pics?!
Some are fails, some are wins, some are...well, they just are. The point is, they're all good for a laugh, so let's check 'em out!
Do you risk going up to the creepy, most likely haunted shack in the middle of nowhere to see this cat? Or, even worse, do you risk not seeing a cat at all? Tough choices, man.
If the writing is hard to read, they're basically saying that the bathroom was remodeled in 1995 and now are asking, "What's wrong with the way we did it?!?!" And apparently, that's the next Cadbury bunny.
Come on down to Rufus And Pup's Super Sword Warehouse And Blade Emporium for all your weaponry needs! Guaranteed to cut 8/9 of those lives! *swords are for doggo-defense only*
As the youngest brother in my family, I've always had a soft spot for Luigi. Maybe it's that I always had to play second player, maybe it's that I'm a lanky weirdo with bad facial hair. Who knows?
If anything, it's a sphere of lettuce, right? Or, like, an orb? Okay, I don't know what, but it's not a wedge!
As I'm sure you've guessed, in my mind, all dogs are superheroes. That's just way too casual a pose to not think it's about to bounce up and shoot a fireball out of it's mouth or something.
You don't just drive by a sign like this and not let the rest of the world see!
I mean, I don't think that it wouldn't work, I'm just saying I hope it's just a sweat problem he's got.
I'm getting a really strong Big Brother vibe from this, ya know? And it is ironic, like going to a car dealership when you already have a vehicle for spaghetti.
That's what Eminem said all those years ago. I'm no rap expert, but I'm sure he was talking about zip-off shorts.
That being said, I've definitely spent money on electronics that are about as useful as a potato, sooo...
Even at, like, Taco Bell or something — I want a fish friend so I'm not just diving into a six-pack of Doritos Locos by myself for the third time this week.
The point is, this is some Loony Tunes-level trickery right here. I wonder what story that bird told the cat.
So a few yellow fruit spears got mislabeled, you'll live. And hey, if I could pay a quarter for bananas by the each, I'd say that's a good deal.
Here we see E.T. freaking me out almost as much as he did in the movie when I was a kid. Those eyes, man.
It's definitely bound to turn some heads, I just don't know why it needs to.
I know you're bound to see customers from all walks of life, but customers from other dimensions? That's a new one to me.
Because if that '70s B-rated movie taught me anything, it's that we've got to watch our step around those bad boys. The carrots seem cool, though.
I get that some things are more about form than function, but this just seems out of place no matter how ya look at it.
Oh, right, I guess that's her whole gimmick, isn't it? You'd think that after all this time, she'd find a new shtick.
Whoever was responsible for this intoxication volcano may have had a rough night, but not as rough as the poor soul who cleaned up after them.
It's definitely wood and it's definitely on the wall, but it seems that the message it's conveying is about as memorable as what we usually see written on pieces like these.
You mean I should live, laugh, and love? You don't say!
This isn't even my brand, but I'd definitely feel tempted to buy this after someone made the little horseman look more adorable.
Although it's entirely possible that he's just demonstrating what had to happen for everyone present to take his class.
Too real, man.
Plus, it looks like he might actually be able to answer how this possibly could've happened, which I'm definitely stumped on.
Obviously, whoever made this toy saw a much different version of Spider-Man Homecoming than I did.
Maybe Tony Stark wasn't the best influence on an impressionable high-schooler.
After all, It would be hard not to feel ripped off if this backpack's makers actively took storage space away from me to make room for an unusable empty cavity.
While I may never stop shuddering at the sight of this, I also have to admit it's kind of genius that it doesn't matter whether our toes actually fit in these spaces.
After all, how often do cowboy boots actually fit our feet comfortably?
Nobody has to justify an emergency supply of pasta to me, but I might steer more towards a way of keeping it that doesn't involve dirtying both the drawer and the noodles.
I'd love it if Gordon Ramsay stumbled across something like this in an episode of Kitchen Nightmares, though. We might actually see a head explosion.
Either a group of kids were trying to do this and took the photo to commemorate their totally productive achievement or their efforts to get one ball unstuck spiraled hilariously out of control.
"Meow, look at me, I'm a cat! I just run up to fish and eat their faces without so much as a 'good morning.' That's you, that's what you sound like."
Because I really can't think of anyone involved in this situation who wouldn't be absolutely terrified if this was real.
It turns out that living in a thriller isn't as much fun as it sounds.
There are a lot of good reasons why we're not supposed to feed wildlife, but everything about this monkey's expression tells me he's getting that banana whether anyone wants him to or not.
You don't want to see that face when it's angry.
Although Shrek is eternally a beacon of love and life, it's definitely not encouraging to see one of his temples fall into such disrepair.
Have his flock forsaken him?
It really is amazing that the Simpsons' trademark art style works at all because it becomes absolutely nightmarish about 99% of the time someone tries to translate it into real life.
I guess secretly being an eldritch horror explains how Homer has survived all the things that should have killed him years ago.
Nice to see that the frog is holding down his own place, though. In this economy, that ain't easy.
Not sure how it got up there, but it definitely has that longing, "when will my husband come back from the war" type look to it, huh?
I get being distracted by the promise of Chick-fil-A across the way, but you gotta put in the right kind of gas, dude!
I've honestly never heard of that before this, but now I can't not waste the rest of my day on it!
