Makeup can make you do wild things, like spend a quarter of your paycheck on eyeshadow or throw a massive tantrum and cancel plans because your eyeliner smudged.
Of course, I'm talking about me. I did those things.
And if you're guilty of one or more of the following acts, you, too, might be a makeup addict.
I don't blame this child. It's confusing!
Sorry, PETA who?
It's not like you've been feeding Whiskers the expensive cat food for nothin'.
It would break your family's heart if they knew you'd sell Gam-Gam for a limited edition Tom Ford bronzer brush.
But they simply haven't experienced its natural bristle fibers.
These girls deserve to have their eyebrows taken away by social services.
Then, hopefully, they'll find a nice home where they're treated with respect.
You'd never admit it, of course. Not even under oath.
And all those white foundation-stained shirts at Forever 21? Wasn't you, either.
I'm sorry, do these people have any idea how difficult is it to find the perfect foundation shade?
JuSt GeT tHe SaMe oNe aS LaSt TiMe.Impossible. That was your summer shade. You need to find your winter shade.
If we hadn't entirely lost faith in our youth, the Kylie Jenner Lip Challenge made sure of that.
But, to be fair, the crime was also the punishment.
Your man thinks you're running late because you're "baking" something for him.
You purposely left out the part about that something being your face.
Nah, a good rub on that eyeshadow/foundation/sparkle-stained washcloth will do the trick.
Or on the nearest towel. Or your forearm.
Literally anything besides actually washing them will do.
If you took a lab sample of that sludge, you'd probably find traces of your very first Maybelline Great Lash mascara.
Excuse me, but I paid $30 for a sponge, and I'm going to use and abuse it until it literally disintegrates between my fingers.
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It's like a shimmering curse, and every person or thing you come in contact with is at the mercy of your glittery contagion.
Riiight, it's Meowington's fault for rolling in the glitter you spilled on the floor (and never properly cleaned up) last week.
Hopefully, he likes galaxy makeup.
And when they politely decline, you set your sights on those who can't speak for themselves.
Yeesh, how many cats are mistreated by makeup addicts?
This is becoming an epidemic.
There's either going to be crying, screaming, or both.
It's best that others just give you your space during this difficult time.
You're aware that sleeping in your makeup is terrible for your skin.
Still, in the AM, you wipe the crusty mascara from under your eyes and go about your day.
You think of it as marking your territory.
And the restaurant dishwasher thinks Ronald McDonald may be dining in the front.
It's pretty gross, but it won't come out no matter how many times you wash your hands.
Luckily, your nails are painted.
We've hit some low points throughout this list, but I feel like we've now discovered a whole new sub-basement.
Needless to say, I feel ill.
And when these two combine, they leave a tan-colored stain in the sink that stands up to everything but the most industrial-grade bathroom cleaner.
And then you have the audacity to wonder why your makeup bag is so dirty inside.
If you stuck your hand in there, it'd probably come out bronzed and sparkly.
You can't be wasting valuable energy trying to get off Kat Von D's tattoo foundation.
That'll take at least three minutes, wherein which you'll lose all motivation.
Dish soap is powerless against the 12-hour staying power of Tarte's Amazonian Clay Foundation.
You know this. You accept this.
And you look like you didn't do laundry.
You don't actually own a fan brush, that's just a really old powder brush which has blended more makeup than it was ever — and wasn't at all — intended for.
Don't have a pen? Try lipstick.
Not sleeping well? Use concealer.
Can't pay your rent? Buy more makeup to make yourself feel better.
Sometimes it's called a #LifeHack, other times it's called conflict avoidance.
You've watched enough YouTube tutorials to know that's not how you're supposed to contour.
Although, honestly, you have trouble contouring yourself sometimes.
But no one has to know that.
There are very few places I would knowingly leave a $40 lipstick behind.
A sinking ship or a burning building are the only exceptions.
You'd follow Pennywise into the sewer if he said there was a travel-sized Becca highlighter down there.
Correction: You live and die for samples.
It's like when toddlers want to try out makeup—they just want to see what it's all about.
Just because dogs can't see color doesn't mean they don't know a good glow when they see it.
Opened, on the bottom of your purse collecting all the crumbs, dust, and dirt it could!
Talk about a boulevard of broken dreams!
I'm sure cleaning up after this cute pooch wasn't a cute sight.
"Was curling my lashes when my dog suddenly went apeshit barking at my neighbor and startled the shit out of me," this Redditor said.
On the bus, at work, in the grocery store...wherever.
The disgusted stares are overshadowed by the satisfaction you get from picking off an entire nail in one go.
