Reddit | yozi458

15+ Hilarious Moments That Display Natural Selection At Its Finest

Sydney Brooman

Everyone's got their thing, you know?

Carrie four houses down is really good at making fresh pressed juice; Your dad's friend Marco is pretty swell at sanding and staining antique furniture for his Etsy store; your ex-boyfriend Brad is...um...he's good at...uh...he's got his thing. I'm sure someone will figure out what it is.

The point is, not everyone on this earth is destined to be the next Albert Einstein, and that's okay. You can be smart in some ways and less smart in others (or smart in neither, like Brad), but it doesn't mean that you're any less worthy of respect (except for Brad).

However, it does mean that sometimes, you've got to ask for a little help when you get in a situation in which you have no clue what the heck is going on. The following people unfortunately didn't take this advice, and now have to wear their poor critical thinking skills like a badge of honor. Unless you're Brad, this level of stupidity just can't be beat.

1. Electric Avenue

Reddit | Xan_007

Why buy an umbrella when you could use a Macbook? Maybe she got a $2000 hair cut?

I'd like to make a joke connecting how wet this girl is about to be with Brad's inability to cause such events, but I won't.

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2. In The Bag

Reddit | 17fpaiva

This is just like the time Brad said we were 'going steady' when he really meant that we were on a 'steady decline'. Too funny.

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3. Ice Ice Baby

Reddit | CaptainBoB555

Weird—how did someone get a photograph of Brad's icy, frozen, dead heart?

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4. I Get By With A Little Help From My Friends

Reddit | iam_nobody

It's okay to ask for help when you need it, even if you are the help. All kinds of Triple A are more helpful than Brad, including the batteries.

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5. Robo Cop

Twitter | @marcirobin

To be honest though, this is kind of fair. I once dated an emotionless metal machine shell with no concept of empathy and a tenacious appetite for Internet cat-fishing.

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6. On Top Of The World

Reddit | SkatchUK

They probably meant what time it was installed, but sometimes people just take things a little too literally.

Like that time I sarcastically told Brad that if he liked my sister so much he could marry her, and he actually like, did that.

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7. The Christmas Squid

Reddit | Inqubate

This person couldn't understand why there were squids on this Christmas wrapping paper. To be fair, can we really blame him?

As we grow and experience life, we learn to see things through other people's perspectives. Like how from Brad's perspective, he's a great kisser.

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8. Extra Credit

Reddit | siouxsie_siouxv2

This should be a learning lesson for all of us to not act based on assumptions before we have all the information. Like when my Grandfather added me on Facebook Brad.

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9. ManniCAN'T

Reddit | LeviathanChaos

Ever waited in line behind mannequins for just a tad too long for it to seem normal?

Tag yourself: I'm the woman waiting 1000 years for my lifeless plastic male counterpart to make a move even though he just doesn't have what it takes.

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10. Sparks Fly

Reddit | joker_crineg

Some things just don't go together: Propane and fire; orange juice and toothpaste, Brad and anyone.

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11. I'm So Board

Reddit | Petemarsh54

Taping a piece of paper to a clip board makes virtually no sense, like my relationship with he-who-must-not-be-named.

Think BAD, but with an R after the B.

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12. My Body's Plastic, It's Fantastic!

Reddit | bveltzeeland

Life Hack # 1: Plastic cutting boards shouldn't be used as cooking trays.

Life Hack # 2: If you happen to make this mistake, you're still a better cook than Brad.

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13. Baby Maker

Twitter | @gamezjakee

This barber has rendered something effective completely useless. Like when you have a good thing, and you just totally ruin it.

Like you just pierce it right to its core and completely annihilate any chance of reconciliation Brad.

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14. Pear Are You Going?

Reddit | VenusSmurf

This woman's office has a collection of plastic pears that unsuspecting visitors keep trying to take bites out of.

Bet you I can name another thing that's fake.

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15. You Jump I Jump

Twitter.com

It's easy to get all those Leos mixed up. Leonardo DiCaprio; Leonardo Da Vinci, Leonardo the Ninja Turtle; Leo like the astrological sign I will never engage with in a romantic way for the rest of my miserable life; there's just so many!

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16. I Key You

Reddit | 56689_ooop

Hey now, maybe this person just wants to ensure that all of his various visitors are able to enter the communal home space even when he is out running errands.

Or maybe he has too much trust, like the kind of trust that people named Brad take advantage of.

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17. On The Wall

Reddit | grizzybeeer54

This art exhibit was mistaken for an actual car and given a parking ticket, because even though it acts completely absurd, people somehow took it seriously.

Just like frat boys. In this essay I will...

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18. Against The Grain

You can't electorate the process of something just because you're impatient. Water absorption doesn't work that way. Neither do relationships.

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19. Take It Back Now Y'all

Twitter | @richie_rich77

Always gotta do things the hard way, even when there's an obvious easy solution, right Brad?

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20. The GoFundMe Is Linked Below

Twitter | @WorldOfIsaac

This reminds me of the time Brad owed me $168.00 and asked me if he could borrow $32.00 "just to make it even."

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21. My Good Side

Twitter | @mirandasantos

I understand—it's only natural to think that the entire world revolves around you and that you're an undiscovered celebrity whose random selfies will somehow grant them fame. Ask Brad, he could tell you all about it.

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22. Prime Real Estate

Reddit | GallowBoob

Aw, now these people are trapped in a situation they don't want to be in. Hear that Brad? How long were we trapped Brad?

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23. Sink Or...Sink

Reddit | Rgnxsupreme

Driving on a frozen lake is pretty stupid, but you know what? It's not as stupid as, let's say, accidentally putting window washer fluid in your gas tank. Brad has done that.

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24. Round And Round We Go

Reddit | IllIDANIllI

This just isn't going to work.

Oh, the straps threaded through the wheel in the photograph won't work either.

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25. Spill The Beans

Reddit | Kwasbeb

Always got to make a show of things, no matter how much of a mess you make in doing so Brad.

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26. Give A Dog A Bone

Reddit | the747beast

Sometimes you mean to say one thing, but it comes out as another. Like how sometimes you date someone, but you're also dating another person at the same time even though the relationship was supposed to be monogamous.

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27. Tight Fit

Reddit | NeeNee9

What were these girls thinking?

Hell, what was I thinking?

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28. Safe And Sound

Reddit | xAIRGUITARISTx

This is obscenely dumb. So is Brad. Next!

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29. Love Is An Open Door

Reddit | Dsquared77

Here is a good example of backwards thinking. Sometimes you make such a big mistake that you can never make something work the way it's supposed to. Ever again. Ever.

cough. cough.

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30. Cut The Chord

Reddit | ThavinceGene

If it ain't broke, don't fix it. If it is broke, also don't fix it. Get a new one. Dump the old one on Valentine's day in the middle of an Olive Garden.

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31. Beach Day

Reddit | kozynak

Well, there's nothing they can do about that bad decision making now. It's far too late. Might as well let it sink beneath the earth where it belongs, right Brad?

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32. Somebody Should Probably Tell Her

Reddit | giraffaholic

Just because something seems like it could work, doesn't mean it will. Remember that ladies.

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33. Hot Stuff

Reddit | Uedn

I'm not a cooking expert, but I don't think that's how rice cookers work. There's no point heating up something that can just heat up itself, because if you try to intervene with your mediocre skills, you're just eliminating the pleasure all together.

Right Brad?

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34. The Upside Down

Reddit | comemewayre

Did no one show this girl how to put in hair extensions?

Did no one show Brad how to cook or clean or do taxes or book doctors appointments or properly tie his shoes or how to treat people with respect?

Imma give both a big N.O.

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35. Foresight

Reddit | kirvesperse

Sometimes, you just gotta make a plan. Plans help you avoid certain instances. Plans prevent mistakes that can't be fixed. What was your plan, Brad? Were you just gonna send me an invitation to the wedding and let me find out that way?

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36. The Game Of Life

Reddit | truefats5

Ah, getting trapped in a claw game thing. Getting trapped in an unfulfilling relationship full of instability and disappointment. Aren't we all trapped in one way or another?

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37. Curly Fry

Reddit | someboooty

Fun fact: you need to turn something on, or nothing gets hot.

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38. Christmas In July

Reddit | worsenshire789

You know those people who have to make everything harder for themselves?

You know who I mean.

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39. Shred It Like A Dog Bed In A Dryer

Reddit | secretclub101

This person really messed up, though at least the bed has never been dryer.

Want to know who else has never been dryer Brad?

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40. Concrete Jungle

Reddit | super_medium_size

Too easy of a joke to make here (he's stuck, I was stuck, bla bla bla,) so instead, I'll treat you to a new rendition of my favorite song by TLC:

No, I don't want no Brad

Brad is a guy who can't get no love from me

Hanging from the passenger's side of my sister's ride

Trying to DM meeeeeee

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41. Dry Erase

Reddit | _knut

Ready for another one?

Bradley now we got bad blood

You know it used to be semi-mediocre love

So take a look at who you, um, truckeeddd

Bradley now we got BAD BLOOD

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42. Boo Hoo

Reddit | cecilllaaa

These cookies were accidentally put on patient trays in a hospital for Halloween.

Brad loves holidays. You know what he did for April Fool's day? Nothing, because he's already a joke.

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43. Options

Reddit | thebeanmachine

Certain people tend to gravitate towards trouble, even when it is difficult to do so. What's your car insurance at now Brad?

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44. Just For Show

Reddit | Cwowwzers

How can something be that FAKE???

Oh, the mantle was pretty fake too.

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45. Rise To The Occasion

Reddit | tootrueforskool

Dough will continue to rise if you leave it long enough.

Brad will cheat if you're with him long enough.

Hear that Karen? This is your only warning.

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46. The Whole Shabang

Reddit | moluculecools

If you decide to take on something, Karen, you're the one who has to deal with the aftermath. No one's gonna come help you with your groceries, or your crumbling marriage Karen, the world doesn't work that way. Brad will always be Brad.

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47. Fresh A Va Ca Do

Reddit | Urban_Commander

I love when ice cream has secret ingredients just as much as I love when people named Brad have secret side girls who they hit up in their Instagram DM's—I don't.

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48. What A Phony!

Reddit | yozi458

There's no use forcing something that just isn't meant to work.

You know what I'm talking about.

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49. Seeing Is Believing

Reddit | iAmWillyAmm

There are so many things to compare here: Hilariously dumb thinking; an inability to notice things that are right in front of you; literally just making stuff up as you go along.

But you know what? We don't need to compare those things. Let's take the high road. As the singing group TLC once said, "I don't want no Brad, Brad is a guy who can't get no love from me."

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