38 Things That Aren't Where They're Supposed To Be

Pretty sure all bullets are supposed to be removed first. I know I prefer my food bullet-free, as does everybody else I know.

It's not exactly in the middle of the lane, but this pole is still going to frustrate plenty of drivers.

Which seems a bit hardcore for a kid's book. The detail is admirable, right down to the onlookers recording it for posterity, however.

And, frankly, I wouldn't eat either of them. Too sketchy, move along to the next loaf.

Guess they've decided life is better on the lam than constrained by actual consequences for their actions.

And also a bit of a statement on the amount of e-waste clogging up the world, which is more of a bummer.

Looks like maybe it has been turned into a planter. Makes me wonder if it was repurposed after realizing they wouldn't be able to get it back down the mountain.

But it would be a nice place to sit and dangle your toes into the water, so there's that.

Did this clown really need any teeth, let alone what appear to be real teeth removed from a real person's mouth?

Someone found this typewriter outfitted with molars instead of keys at the Airbnb they were renting. Cue the horror movie music, amirite?

To be fair, the cans really do look similar, but you'd think the good folks at A&W would be able to tell their products apart.

And also something of a curiosity. The uploader of this pic said it contained Fanta pine-nut, but I wonder how they know that.

I may be biased as an avowed avoider of olives, but I think maybe the uploader should give peas a chance.

I'll see myself out.

If not, someone just caught UPS in a rather awkward situation, with a FedEx delivery notice stuck to the door.

I don't know why this sign needed a ring of rivets around it anyway, let alone one made from painted-over googly eyes.

Or mailboxes or two-foot fences, for that matter. This reeks of being an art installation, perhaps one about the arbitrariness of defining spaces within our world or something like that.

It's a nugget — of Dorito flavoring. Which, of course, is supposed to be all over the chips, so it can get all over your clothes, your face, and your keyboard.

And that is not how a Coke bottle is supposed to look. It's like the neck didn't quite get stretched out enough in the production process. Close, but no bottle.

Like, how can you possibly focus on the talent competition once you've noticed that those nails are a thing?

I really wish the photographer had gotten another angle, because I need to see how she's holding her pen.

Yeah...that's gross. I hope it's covered by insurance, because if the hub is rusty and moldy, you can bet the duct work is too.

However, it was spotted among the items on offer at an estate sale, so someone apparently thought it was worth having in their home.

That's a roof water reservoir tank that got thrown into the power lines during a thunderstorm. I can't imagine how hard it's going to be to get it out of there safely.

In what world does an urgent care clinic feel like a sign is needed to explain that no, babies don't go into the dumpster? Instead, you should bring them to the clinic.

It's an accident waiting to happen. Even if the bike isn't going very fast, the doggo could get hurt.

A sharp, rusty point like that would be bad anywhere, but this was spotted on a sidewalk along a beach, where many people would be walking barefoot.

The photographer did find a rock to hit it with and flatten the point after taking the pic. Hopefully, they reported it to the maintenance team too.

I mean, sure, there's a lot of traffic and lots of people will see it, but no one will be willing to touch damp paper that's sitting on the back of a urinal.

I suppose it's sensible enough to do that in a crushing yard or something, but it's certainly a sign that things went very wrong here.

Although that crushing yard may be their next stop.

Any animals that would otherwise be deterred from wandering over here can come and go as they please.

And as for humans, the thought of this keeping anyone out is so insulting that people might trespass purely out of spite.

And before anyone starts, no, they're not going to convince us that these wriggling bugs are Rice Krispies either.

Presumably, these teeth didn't belong to them, which just raises further, more disturbing questions about how they got there.

The Tooth Fairy has some explaining to do.

And since only the cab of the truck was taken off, whoever did this managed to avoid screwing with all the parts that affect performance.

Good luck finding out why they did this, however.

Although I'm not sure if if it's more or less discomforting to realize this could have happened to each of us many times without our knowledge by now.

Apparently, they're caused by breakages in the wires resting on the inside of these tires and are definitely a sign that it's time to get new ones.

When a tree top looks like it's more web than actual tree, life is about to get way too itchy.

All he did was shut down traffic for a while — the important thing is that he got his rays, right?

There is so much going on in this pic, but really, it speaks for itself. Does the man in the squirrel suit belong there? Who knows?

A giant inflatable gorilla raises questions of its own, but it's especially odd when it just appears overnight in the yard of a 60-year-old neighbor who lives alone.

If I'm eating Doritos, I've made my choice about broccoli. No thank you.

Although, maybe Dorito dust would make a good broccoli topping...