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8+ Celebrity Conspiracy Theories That Are So Crazy They Just Might Be True

Sure, we all care about which celebs are dating, who they're having drama with, and what kind of salad the Kardashians are always eating, but there are more important things to worry about.

Like whether Justin Bieber is actually a shape-shifting reptile or whether we need to nurato run and save Melissa Avril Lavigne.

Crank up that X-Files music because here are the 8+ celebrity conspiracy theories that are so crazy, they just might be true.

Katy Perry is actually JonBenét Ramsey all grown up.

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It was a YouTube video that got conspiracy theorists' senses tingling.

The video claims that the 1996 murder case of JoBenet was just a hoax.

When you compare the two, they do look similar. But that's only until Katy goes and changes her hair again.

People even say that all of the parents look-alike also.

It's probably a good thing Katy Perry was roped into this conspiracy and not another pop star...

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Ahem, like Ariana Grande, who just found herself in deep controversy for joking about JonBenét Ramsey.

Not cool.

Meghan Markle's pregnancy was a total sham.

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Since Meghan liked to cradle her pregnant bump a lot, the hashtag #MoonBump began trending.

Basically, people thought that Meghan cradled her belly all the time to keep her "fake belly" in place.

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If this were true, though, then how we can explain Harry and Meghan's newborn son, Archie, who looks just like them?

Think people, think!

Besides, more never-before-seen pics were just released of Meghan and her belly and things looked pretty legit.

Speaking of fake pregnancies, people think that Beyonce's daughter was born via surrogate.

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Although she was spotted with a belly bump several times while pregnant with Blue Ivy, people believed that Bey's belly "deflated" in this vid.

Does this theory apply to the twins she had in 2017, too?

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'Cause maybe that would explain her kinda awkward baby announcement photos...

Jay-Z is a time traveler/vampire.

When this ancient dopplegänger popped up, there was only one reasonable explanation: Jay-Z is either a vampire, time traveler, or both.

Join the club! Nicholas Cage is a vampire, too.

Similar to Jay-Z, this theory took off soon after this dopplegänger image went viral.

Cage even had to address the rumors by pointing out that vampires can't be photographed.

spooky

Khloé Kardashian is O.J. Simpson's daughter.

If you didn't know, the reality star's late father, Robert Kardashian, was part of the former football star's defence team.

O.J. was accused of killing his wife, Nicole Brown and Ron Goldman.

So, yeah, not the kind of person you want to be related to...

On an episode of "Keeping Up With the Kardashians", even Khloé had a hard time believing that Kris Jenner was her mother.

Instagram | @khloekardashian

This is because Khloé grew up with blonde hair and lighter skin than her siblings.

More recently, Khloé took a DNA test that proves she has Middle Eastern heritage just like her sissies!

Avril Lavigne died and was replaced by a lookalike named Melissa Vandella.

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Yikes, this one's pretty dark!

The theory goes that Avril committed suicide in 2003 and her record label brought in a lookalike to keep profiting off the singer.

Instagram | @avrillavigne

Anyone else got chills?

The evidence claims that Avril's features, such as her nose and birthmarks, are different.

Fans believe that Lavigne's 2004 song "Slipped Away," sent a message that Avril is gone.

"That day you slipped away was the day I found it won’t be the same….. It wasn’t fake/It happened, you passed by."

Taylor Swift is actually — wait for it — a satanist.

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So while Tay Tay has been singing about butterflies and kittens, the internet has the nerve to think she's a satanist?

That's the conspiracy theory going around ever since this picture of "Zeena LaVey" circulated.

If they're not the same person, people at least believe that they're related, given the similarities.

One Direction's Louis Tomlinson’s baby is fake.

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The #BabyGate surrounding this theory is that Tomlinson's baby apparently looks different in every picture he's in.

But oh, baby, it goes deeper.

People believe the baby is fake because — drumroll, please — Harry and Louis are in love and hiding their relationship.

Aww.

Here's one to end/start your day off right: Justin Bieber is a shape-shifting reptile!

It all started when a video of his eyes looking wonky began circulating.

The whole thing got so out of hand, that even Justin's manager, Scooter Braun, had to intervene.

All in a day's work!

Justin is "not a secret lizard person," Scooter said.