Sure, we all care about which celebs are dating, who they're having drama with, and what kind of salad the Kardashians are always eating, but there are more important things to worry about.
Like whether Justin Bieber is actually a shape-shifting reptile or whether we need to nurato run and save Melissa Avril Lavigne.
Crank up that X-Files music because here are the 8+ celebrity conspiracy theories that are so crazy, they just might be true.