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30 Times People's Luck Was Just Bafflingly Bad

Bad luck is something that we can all go through periods of in our life, some more so than others!

So, from people who got attacked by the most belligerent wasps of all time to individuals who cooked their Air Pods the wrong way, here are 30 times people's luck was just bafflingly bad!

"Wasps made a nest on my wasp spray bottle."

It looks like you might need another spray bottle to spray on this bottle and keep the wasps away.

"This dog's luck ran out."

Writing something like "lucky dog" on the side of your wagon is just asking for trouble!

"Bird sniped my hand with its poop while I was cycling."

That is one hell of an accurate bird. A lot of people say that a bird pooping on your head is good luck, but I don't know about them pooping on your hand.

You Did This To Yourself Elwood!

If you're going to steal chicken wings, then make sure you're not caught on camera! That is day one chicken-wing-stealing stuff!

"Threw my swatter at a fly. Don't ask questions because I don't have answers."

When asked if they managed to get the fly at least, this person responded, "Nope. It landed on the swatter and mocked me..."

"My baby ordered 94 dollars worth of pizza from an app called Slice that doesn't ask for payment info verification when placing an order."

Ah, the classic "blame it on the baby" excuse! Just admit that you ordered that ridiculous amount of pizza yourself!

How Did That Get There?

The disappointed parent who posted this explained, "We found my wife's phone in the toilet yesterday. We weren't sure which of our three kids put it there...until my wife scrolled through her pictures today."

"The handle of my serving spoon snapped, turns out the handle was full of sand and it ruined my delicious turkey stuffing leftovers."

Do a lot of spoons have sand in their handles? I will never look at a spoon's handle the same again!

"Friend of mine hid my AirPods in a box of chicken nuggets that I proceeded to microwave without opening the box."

Sure, they look a bit ruined but I bet that they smell and taste a lot better than they did beforehand!

"My mom asked me to go into the crawl space to move some boxes. I was hoping they'd be light. No such luck."

I do not know why they are keeping so many boxes of rocks?! Are they living in Stardew Valley?

"I got an empty hot pocket..."

Looks like they accidentally got a fill-your-own hot pocket, also known as a What Pocket?

"Sunlight through the window melted my keyboard."

Well this is exactly why you shouldn't have giant magnifying glasses for windows!

"This Frozen 2 temporary tattoo is supposed to say 'Face Your FEAR,' but the first two words are written in an orange-ish color."

This is only made worse by the fact that this little girl appears to be flipping us off! The person who posted this did go on to add, "I keep telling her to not point with her middle finger."

"My new cat tearing up his adoption certificate."

This cat seems pretty certain of the fact that it'll be staying right where it is, no need for these documents any more!

"Not for you, Camille…"

If you had eaten at Burger King, Camille, then you'd be filling your face with donuts right now.

"The cat really likes the new car."

It's soft, it's out in the sunlight, and it's inconvenient, this is the perfect place for a cat to sleep!

"My mother took up a hair cutting course 9 years ago. With just little practice she confidently lured my brother in for a haircut. This is the result."

I like that she is trying her best and all that, but my God that is one hell of a severe look!

"Ordered a new chlorinator for the pool, the instructions came on VHS."

It's a good job that they didn't send you the "paper" copy of the instructions, as that's carved into a stone tablet.

Damn It Doug!

I wonder if Doug is still working here or if he has since been fired? Can't imagine they would want to keep him around!

They Never Forget A Face!

I wonder what he must have done in order to incur such a long-standing ban from this bar?!

"Legoland must really hate Ohio."

Better watch out Ohio, it looks like the Legoland army are on their way! And they're not to be trifled with!

"Broke my ankle, wrist, and tore my ACL & a tendon in my thumb on my wedding day."

Yes and as if that isn't bad enough, they went on to say, "Spent what should've been my honeymoon stranded on a couch at my mom's. Unable to fly home yet because I couldn't bend my knee enough to fit on a plane."

Sucks To Be You Steven!

If there is anyone else in that city called Steven with a wife called Emily, then they must have had one hell of a terrifying morning.

"I'm doing renovations and my Roomba found a tiny piece of sheetrock."

"Look dad, look what I made!"

"God damn it Roomba not again."

You're Out Of Here Jacob!

I hope that this isn't how Jacob found out he was getting sacked, that would be incredibly cruel.

"Someone put a gallon of glue behind someone else's tire."

I just cannot imagine how soul-crushed the person who owns that car must have been when they got back to it after work.

"Lost my phone at a construction site today. Found it a little later…"

At least they got it back! They might be able to fix it still, maybe with some rice?

"Trying to catch a cactus that your cat knocked over."

A cactus, one of the only things that we keep in our house that is actually sharper than the cat itself.

"Oh. Ok I'll come back later. Sorry for the interruption."

First they're attacking the anti-wasp spray and now they're going after the electricity...they're learning.

"Just finished building a lego set with my oldest son. His younger brother then grabs part of the set, runs outside, and drops it down the sewer vent."

Maybe this kid is in Ohio, hence why Legoland is so determined to destroy Ohio?