20 Things That Need To Go Back To The Hellscape They Came From

"There, what a lovely church."

"Where's the clock?"

"Crap, just stick it on the side. I mean, how bad can it really look?"

Unless this is exactly what they intended to write, in which case they need to maybe re-think their menu.

Why do I feel as though this baby is going to ask me to complete a series of quests in order to free its soul from the unending torment it has found itself in?

You can only put empty cups in here, if it's got a beverage in it then you can get that cup the hell out of here!

"Hey love, what time is it?"

"Well... It is definitely a time that's for sure."

I suppose that this is sort of like an Australian Panda? There are gonna be some very disappointed customers though when they order some Panda meat and get Koala instead.

Actually, where are you meant to climb into this monstrosity? Is there a small hole to crawl through at the base of its neck?

"Hi Mr. Giraffe, how're you doing today? Did you... Oh my God there's a face in your neck!"

"Hi, I'm Dave!"

"Jesus Christ, Mr. Giraffe, the face in your neck is talking!"

Just...why? What possible purpose did they have behind laying this sentence out like that?

I knew someone who always said "x for extra" when they were trying to remember the phonetic alphabet on the phone. No matter how many times we corrected them they'd keep saying it.

These are some of the most ominous quotation marks I've seen since I saw a sign advertising "fresh 'meat'."

"You wanna play Russian roulette with my revolver?"

"No."

"Is that because it's not a real revolver?"

"No!"

I'm sure that there were many of you who thought that milkmen had gone extinct, but apparently not.

It annoys me that the shirt within a shirt doesn't have a picture of another woman wearing a similar shirt and so forth.

They also added, "Also, it doesn't tell you if the numbers mean grams or ounces." So, prize for the worst scale goes to...

If the person who designed this maze also designed the maze in The Goblet Of Fire then everything would have turned out a lot better in the Harry Potter universe.

At least it is only poking you in one eye, you just have to choose your worse eye and let that be the one that you're constantly bashing with a llama's head.

This makes me feel like there are one hundred wasps living underneath my skin, writhing to escape.

Are you an arachnophobe who loves being scared awake in the mornings? Then these are the pillowcases for you!

It took me a while to notice the secret bidet that they had installed underneath. What a great way to ruin anyone's day!