20 People Who Told It How It Is...And Nothing Else

As you can imagine, a lot of people then started sharing their own town's "guy." With one response being:

"In Portland, OR, we've got the Unipiper. That guy rides around town on a unicycle, playing the bagpipe, in a variety of costumes. Sometimes flames come out of the bagpipe. Good times!"

This guy is really committing to the long game. Although, I didn't think that the move was particularly "smooth" if I'm honest — he said while being fully aware that he was the least-smooth person on the planet.

One of the best responses to this particular post was, "After all, Jesus did die for our sin2x," and I only wish that I had thought of that first. Religious math humor is a dying art form.

I really do not know why I completely agree with this statement. It feels as though it should be the sort of thought that gets you branded a madman, and yet I feel passionately that the sentiment is correct!

Say what you want about it, but that is one factually accurate acronym. One medical professional elaborated on this a little more, helpfully adding, "Particularly bad when the bone and the skin belong to different people."

And no, I definitely did not google how asparagus grows to make sure that this wasn't some form of multi-layered prank that I was buying in to. I always assumed that asparagus just came out of a tap somewhere.

Sounds pretty dangerous if you ask me. I think that most signs should be this vague, it keeps people on their toes if they know they need to be on the lookout for something...but unsure of what that thing actually is.

That is also why when you die your fat cells take control of your decaying body and walk you around like a puppet. That is just one of those facts of life,

This kid could make a killing selling these to his classmates. It is some of the finest work that I have seen for a long time, this kid is going to ace forgery class!

Although, as someone also noted: "To be fair, lyric battles have been a thing since the Vikings. They would roast each other in poem form and it's basically just descended through the years to our modern day rap battles."

The person who posted this explained: "A few years ago I wrangled my way on stage at a Willie Nelson show to get this pic. A friend toured with Willie a while after this and I asked her to see if he remembered it. His exact quote 'I may get high everyday but there's no way in hell I'd forget a 6 foot hotdog.'"

This strikes me as the sort of thing that someone has spent an awful lot of time considering. Nothing like a bit of bathroom wall philosophy to brighten up your trips to the toilet though.

This kid already has quite the grasp on life! I was far less existential when I was a child, which is pretty normal for a kid I guess.

Well, it sounds like they haven't had many of the dogs from round our way in this hotel! The dogs in our neighborhood are always setting fire to stuff, smoking, and having late night fights!

I would have thought that waterboarding yourself would be something that everyone would be against! And yet, clearly there are some people who decided that they were all for it actually.

Is this some sort of challenge to see how many different machines I can turn into smoke machines? I better get started, time to overheat the hell out of some appliances!

I think that I would want this license plate on a blue car, just to annoy everyone else on the road. Or, maybe that is what this person also wanted to do also but they're colorblind?

If you do want to go slower than this then you need to get yourself some stabilisers! I also never understood this bartering technique, it feels a bit lazy.

Yup, this is just how normal people look, definitely not anything wrong with this whatsoever. Maybe she has just been at the gym exclusively working on her neck muscles for the last decade and a half?

I also like how the woman in the background is holding that Dorito like a deadly weapon. I have never seen anyone hold a Dorito so threateningly before! Maybe she is planning to use it like a shuriken.