There are a lot of dads in the world, but many of them are pretty much the same. They give out the same kind of energy, make the same kind of jokes, and also have the same interests and hobbies.
While dads come in all shapes and sizes, their energy is unmatched. Like, these dads that'll make you say—"yup, true."
Asking your husband to put the sheets on the bed is like a battle in itself.
We know that they are going to be in an epic battle with the sheets trying to figure out which side is which.
There's nothing better than looking back on your childhood and realizing your parents probably left to smoke some weed and told you to take care of yourselves for dinner.
Basically what we all do now.
If your mother cannot hear me give her an amazing compliment loud and clear, I will 100% repeat myself 10-15 times until she does so I can be in her good graces for months.
We all have to sit through weddings, and every single time they all sound exactly the same. Maids of honors literally spill their guts onto a page, but, best men just use it to make fun of the groom to no end.
Dads absolutely hate it when you make them feel ancient. To be honest, there's nothing quite like our kids asking if we were alive during The Great Depression or before cars were even invented.
Why is it that whenever we want our husbands to wear something nice, they have to argue with us? We just wanted them to look like a hot dad who is waiting at the Vineyards for us.
There's nothing that makes us feel more special than when we are not recognized for being somewhat famous, even if that famous is just recording a commercial for a store at work.
I have been telling my wife for years that I have to keep spare screws, wires, remotes, and other "things" that they think we do not need. But, the day will come when I get to use them. And, we will all relish in that day.
Is it me, or do all dads really love to remember weird facts about animals and people in juxtaposition to the population of cities and towns, and even states? Dads love random facts.
I'm not sure if I should be mad, or if I should be impressed. If my son is going to burn me this badly, I want him to shake my hand after doing so because he is now a man.
Kids need to always be coddled, so they go to mom for that. But, when mom's not home, dad is going to say just rub some dirt in it and buck up. Even if they did show the wrong knee.
Any dad knows that Die Hard shouldn't be a Christmas movie, despite how many people are saying that. In fact, it's definitely more of a Harry Potter film. Alan Rickman in the movie? It's probably film #9.
Dads will 100% complain about why the lights are on in the house, the bathroom or the kitchen or our bedrooms or even the coat closet. But, they will waste all of the energy in the world just to put up lights for Christmas.
Dad's jokes do stem from the best art we can find. Some of the best art we can find is right under our noses. Where? Home Alone, Home Alone 2, and even Home Alone 3...sometimes.
We all hate going grocery shopping so some of us will try to get out of it. And, there's nothing worse than having to deal with our husbands and also trying to figure out meals for the week. Stay on home, sir.
